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How Slatten ended up where he is today.
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May 22, 2019 15:37:13   #
bahmer
 
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."

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May 22, 2019 17:51:04   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office l... (show quote)

I love to shred papers.

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May 22, 2019 17:59:05   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
I love to shred papers.


Me too....

The paper shredder in the office was my Christmas gift to my colleagues....

Crumpling it up and shooting for the trash can just ain't the same...



Good joke Bahmer... Glad you chose Slatten

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May 22, 2019 18:14:01   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Me too....

The paper shredder in the office was my Christmas gift to my colleagues....

Crumpling it up and shooting for the trash can just ain't the same...



Good joke Bahmer... Glad you chose Slatten

When in doubt, it is best to go with a Marine.

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May 23, 2019 13:15:15   #
Snoopy
 
bahmer wrote:
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office l... (show quote)




Bahmer

Almost as bad or good as a newspaper exec giving a guided tour patting an air conditioner and stating
it was the latest “state-of-art” photo typesetting machine. Needless to say it was HIS last guided tour.

Snoopy

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May 23, 2019 13:52:21   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office late one evening when he found the CEO standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand.

"Listen," said the CEO, "this is a very sensitive and important document here, and my secretary has gone for the night. Can you make this thing work?"

"Certainly," said the young executive Slatten. He turned the machine on, inserted the paper, and pressed the start button.

"Excellent," beamed the CEO as his paper disappeared inside the machine. "I only need one copy."
A young executive Slatten was leaving the office l... (show quote)

as a typical Jarhead
the dastardly one screwed up


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May 23, 2019 14:02:19   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
as a typical Jarhead
the dastardly one screwed up


Heck, I was looking for a job when I found that one

It took but a while to realize I could make a damn good living playing poker with clueless Squids.

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May 23, 2019 14:21:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Heck, I was looking for a job when I found that one

It took but a while to realize I could make a damn good living playing poker with clueless Squids.

ohho!!
\so that's why you wound up in the poor house
lucky for you the Sgt Major felt pity and rescued you


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May 23, 2019 14:25:59   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
ohho!!
\so that's why you wound up in the poor house
lucky for you the Sgt Major felt pity and rescued you


The Sgt. Major has taken more money from me than you could dream of taking at the poker table.

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May 23, 2019 15:23:48   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
The Sgt. Major has taken more money from me than you could dream of taking at the poker table.


fraid I'd believe her version on that

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May 23, 2019 20:56:05   #
tactful Loc: just North of the District of LMAO
 
badbobby wrote:
fraid I'd believe her version on that

if nuthin else it's good to see sense of humor on this board ,well done,keep er goin 🤕

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May 24, 2019 03:18:34   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
Looks like the Navy and Marines are still battling. ahahahhahaha

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May 24, 2019 11:33:15   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Looks like the Navy and Marines are still battling. ahahahhahaha


welcome back Armi

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May 24, 2019 13:01:55   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Armageddun wrote:
Looks like the Navy and Marines are still battling. ahahahhahaha

They are still not-so-pretty one-sided affair(s), with Marines coming out on top...as per usual.

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May 24, 2019 15:50:49   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
They are still not-so-pretty one-sided affair(s), with Marines coming out on top...as per usual.

dream on dreamer


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