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New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER
May 21, 2019 13:49:00   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER

I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information
in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.


SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.


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May 21, 2019 14:13:30   #
debeda
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER

I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information
in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.


SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER br br i ... (show quote)


That's GREAT!!!!!!!!!

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May 21, 2019 14:18:21   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER

I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information
in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.


SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER br br i ... (show quote)




LOL,,,, great one.. thanks, I needed that..

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May 22, 2019 06:57:41   #
billy a Loc: South Florida
 
...that was...uh,I liked the..hmm...who was I...?
Oh,hell! Whoever it was,good work!

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May 22, 2019 07:17:10   #
Old Dog
 
Thanks so much for this and at age 84 I guess I am a Senior Seenager

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May 22, 2019 11:20:40   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER

I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information
in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.


SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER br br i ... (show quote)


GEE I have a group who knew

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May 22, 2019 12:14:43   #
maximus Loc: Chattanooga, Tennessee
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER

I JUST discovered my age group!
I am a Seenager (Senior teenager).
I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.
I don't have to go to school or work.
I get an allowance every month.
I have my own pad.
I don't have a curfew.
I have a driver's license and my own car.
I have ID that gets me into bars and the wine store. I like the wine store best.
The people I hang around with are not scared of getting pregnant, they aren't scared of anything, they have been blessed to live this long, why be scared?
And I don't have acne.
Life is Good!

Also, you will feel much more intelligent after reading this, if you are a Seenager.
Brains of older people are slow because they know so much.
People do not decline mentally with age;
it just takes them longer to recall facts because they have more information
in their brains.
Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing as it puts pressure
on your inner ear.
Older people often go to another room to get something and when they get there, they stand there wondering what they came for.
It is NOT a memory problem; it is nature's way of making older people do more exercise.


SO THERE!!

I have more friends I should send this to, but right now I can't remember their names.
So please forward this to your friends; they may be my friends, too.

New Word For Your Vocabulary: SEENAGER br br i ... (show quote)


Oh My! So true....

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