BadBobby Escapes Hell
May 21, 2019 08:34:42 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Bahmer, Slatten & BadBobby go to Hell and they’re displeased.
“Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.”
Satan suddenly appears and says “Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go. I’ll even let you pick something to cover your back with.”
The men let out a cheer. This wouldn’t be so hard.
Bahmer steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a sturdy looking boulder to place on his back. “Ready,” he says.
Satan raises his whip and yells, “ONE!”
CRACK! The boulder immediately splits in half.
“Oh no way. Forget about it.” Bahmer blurted out. “I’ll just stay.”
Satan smirks and asks, “Who’s next?”
Slatten steps up and, without picking any protection, gets in position.
“Are you sure about that?” asks Satan, to which Slatten replies, “Being a Marine, I have trained my mind and body to ignore any unnecessary pain. I need no protection.”
“Wh**ever you say, pal.” Satan raises his arm and yells, “ONE!”
CRACK! Slatten slightly flinches, his pain evident, but he remains upright.
Annoyance flashes across Satan’s face. He raises his arm again and shouts, “TWO!”
CRACK! Again, Slatten remains upright, all the way up to the tenth whipping.
Slatten gets up, weary but happy. Satan looks furious and says, “Wh**ever, good job, I guess. You, third guy, you’re next. What are you picking?”
Being a Squid, BadBobby takes in his surroundings, lays his eyes on Slatten and says, “I’m gonna pick the Marine.”
“Surely we weren’t that bad?” they ask themselves. “There has to be something we can do to get out of here.”
Satan suddenly appears and says “Oh, but there is! Withstand ten whippings from my trusty whip here and you’re free to go. I’ll even let you pick something to cover your back with.”
The men let out a cheer. This wouldn’t be so hard.
Bahmer steps up and observes his surroundings. Finally, he picks a sturdy looking boulder to place on his back. “Ready,” he says.
Satan raises his whip and yells, “ONE!”
CRACK! The boulder immediately splits in half.
“Oh no way. Forget about it.” Bahmer blurted out. “I’ll just stay.”
Satan smirks and asks, “Who’s next?”
Slatten steps up and, without picking any protection, gets in position.
“Are you sure about that?” asks Satan, to which Slatten replies, “Being a Marine, I have trained my mind and body to ignore any unnecessary pain. I need no protection.”
“Wh**ever you say, pal.” Satan raises his arm and yells, “ONE!”
CRACK! Slatten slightly flinches, his pain evident, but he remains upright.
Annoyance flashes across Satan’s face. He raises his arm again and shouts, “TWO!”
CRACK! Again, Slatten remains upright, all the way up to the tenth whipping.
Slatten gets up, weary but happy. Satan looks furious and says, “Wh**ever, good job, I guess. You, third guy, you’re next. What are you picking?”
Being a Squid, BadBobby takes in his surroundings, lays his eyes on Slatten and says, “I’m gonna pick the Marine.”
May 21, 2019 08:49:24 #
May 21, 2019 08:52:30 #
May 21, 2019 08:52:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer, Slatten & BadBobby go to Hell and they... (show quote)
Good one thanks for the laughs but why did you have me staying in hell. I call foul.
May 21, 2019 08:57:55 #
bahmer wrote:
Good one thanks for the laughs but why did you have me staying in hell. I call foul.
I'm surprised Badbobby didn't ask for a couple extra strokes just for chuckles
May 21, 2019 10:37:45 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Good one thanks for the laughs but why did you have me staying in hell. I call foul.
You didn't expect me to stay, did ya' 
For your pleasure, I'll send ya' some sweet southern iced lemon tea.
May 21, 2019 10:38:46 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
An old one,but a good one...
Well done...
Well done...
It was new to me, ya' whippersnapper.
May 21, 2019 10:51:57 #
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer, Slatten & BadBobby go to Hell and they... (show quote)
As a true Swabby
I would remain in Hell
before I picked a Jarhead
May 21, 2019 11:17:19 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
As a true Swabby
I would remain in Hell
before I picked a Jarhead
I would remain in Hell
before I picked a Jarhead
More Squid B.S. May 21, 2019 12:47:48 #
May 21, 2019 14:16:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
'T***h'
of course you can't handle it
of course you can't handle it
Expedite yourself back to Hades, ya' ol' Squid Devil. 
We Marines will be guarding the Heavenly Gates from entry by Naval personnel.
May 21, 2019 16:51:59 #
slatten49 wrote: Expedite yourself back to Hades, ya' ol' Squid Devil.
We Marines will be guarding the Heavenly Gates from entry by Naval personnel.
Expedite yourself back to Hades, ya' ol' Squid Devil. We Marines will be guarding the Heavenly Gates from entry by Naval personnel.
as I've said before
you Jarheads do make good door guards
May 22, 2019 08:42:38 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
as I've said before
you Jarheads do make good door guards
you Jarheads do make good door guards
May 22, 2019 11:23:35 #
May 22, 2019 12:10:30 #
Fit2BTied wrote:
You guys are a hoot!
it's a constant effort to keep my head above water Fit
the dastardly one is always striving to denigrate the U S Navy
he's just so jealous
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