Saturday Amusement
May 24, 2014 19:54:58 #
A man asks, God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God responded, So you would love her. The man asks, But God, why did you make her so dumb? God replied, So she would love you.
May 24, 2014 20:21:03 #
AuntiE wrote:
A man asks, God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God responded, So you would love her. The man asks, But God, why did you make her so dumb? God replied, So she would love you.
Hey :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: I resemble that... :hunf:
May 24, 2014 20:23:48 #
AuntiE wrote:
A man asks, God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God responded, So you would love her. The man asks, But God, why did you make her so dumb? God replied, So she would love you.
Very good AuntiE very good.
May 24, 2014 20:32:43 #
Armageddun wrote:
Hey :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: :arrow: I resemble that... :hunf:
Not one of my better Saturday Amusements; however, I met my requirement.
May 24, 2014 20:34:09 #
bahmer wrote:
Very good AuntiE very good.
Thank you. I am more then certain your wife was not dumb. This is not a haha weekend for me.
May 24, 2014 22:14:31 #
Susie's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months. Things looked grim, but she was by his bedside every single day. One day as he slipped back into consciousness, he motioned for her to come close to him. She pulled the chair close to the bed and leaned her ear close to be able to hear him.
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.
"I think you're bad luck
"You know" he whispered, his eyes filling with tears, "you have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you stuck right beside me. When my business went under, there you were. When we lost the house, you were there. When I got shot, you stuck with me. When my health started failing, you were still by my side. "And you know what?"
"What, dear?" she asked gently, smiling to herself.
"I think you're bad luck
bahmer wrote:
Very good AuntiE very good.
May 24, 2014 22:20:48 #
Enjoy Saturday Amusement, thought I'd add 2 short ones:
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Definition for politics - poly means many, ticks are blood sucking parasites.
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Definition for politics - poly means many, ticks are blood sucking parasites.
May 24, 2014 22:45:27 #
And now for the age old question of why in a long marriage the men die before the women. Answer. Drum roll please,,,,
Because they want to.
Because they want to.
May 24, 2014 22:53:40 #
BearK wrote:
Enjoy Saturday Amusement, thought I'd add 2 short ones:
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Definition for politics - poly means many, ticks are blood sucking parasites.
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Definition for politics - poly means many, ticks are blood sucking parasites.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :lol: :lol:
May 24, 2014 22:54:02 #
son of witless wrote:
And now for the age old question of why in a long marriage the men die before the women. Answer. Drum roll please,,,,
Because they want to.
Because they want to.
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
May 24, 2014 22:58:53 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
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May 24, 2014 23:22:44 #
AuntiE wrote:
A man asks, God, why did you make woman so beautiful? God responded, So you would love her. The man asks, But God, why did you make her so dumb? God replied, So she would love you.
Haha, very funny...and true. At least in my case.
May 24, 2014 23:29:30 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
hope you all like this I love it http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5cF5GGqVWo
May 25, 2014 09:38:04 #
Remember Goldilocks and the 3 bears? Baby bear said, " Somebody's been sleeping in my bed, and she is still there." Now what if you went to your cemetery and found someone sleeping in your future grave? Well it happened to an Allentown, Pa couple not once but, twice.
Someone's been sleeping in my grave and she's still there. What, , , again?
http://articles.mcall.com/2014-05-24/news/mc-highland-memorial-park-cemetery-allentown-misbu-20140524_1_cemetery-plots-allentown-cemetery-graves
Someone's been sleeping in my grave and she's still there. What, , , again?
http://articles.mcall.com/2014-05-24/news/mc-highland-memorial-park-cemetery-allentown-misbu-20140524_1_cemetery-plots-allentown-cemetery-graves
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