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May 14, 2019 12:22:59   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Ah, yes, very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No dear, it's because you're 24."

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May 14, 2019 12:25:20   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Ah, yes, very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No dear, it's because you're 24."
A girl came skipping home from school one day. br... (show quote)


An old joke but still funny.

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May 15, 2019 09:52:46   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
A girl came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" the girl said.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," said the mommy.

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day the girl came skipping home from school. Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Ah, yes, very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No dear, it's because you're 24."
A girl came skipping home from school one day. br... (show quote)


I am surprised that you didn't use the name of one of the
many woman here on OPP and slip that into the story.

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May 15, 2019 09:58:32   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
I am surprised that you didn't use the name of one of the
many woman here on OPP and slip that into the story.


I'm on good behavior since the last time

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May 15, 2019 10:37:31   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm on good behavior since the last time


Did Mama get after you or something?

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May 15, 2019 11:33:24   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Did Mama get after you or something?


lust figgered I had risked my good health enough

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May 15, 2019 11:38:41   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
lust figgered I had risked my good health enough


Your lust figgered that did it? I didn't know that lust could figure anything at all.

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May 15, 2019 20:17:43   #
teabag09 (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
I am surprised that you didn't use the name of one of the
many woman here on OPP and slip that into the story.


BB ain't that crazy, crazy but not that crazy! Mike

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