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May 10, 2019 14:42:48   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.



After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”



The next morning when Peewee arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.



“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed, “for me?”



“Just take two,”his mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”





the devil made me do it Peewee

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May 10, 2019 14:56:09   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.



After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”



The next morning when Peewee arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.



“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed, “for me?”



“Just take two,”his mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”





the devil made me do it Peewee
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old... (show quote)


Had Peewee's father had a bigger handle, there would have been no problem.

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May 10, 2019 15:00:39   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.



After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”



The next morning when Peewee arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.



“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed, “for me?”



“Just take two,”his mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”





the devil made me do it Peewee
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old... (show quote)


thanks for the laughs there badbobby.

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May 10, 2019 15:52:49   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Had Peewee's father had a bigger handle, there would have been no problem.


tell Peewee that

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May 10, 2019 16:01:59   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
tell Peewee that


He can read it for himself.

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May 11, 2019 07:50:16   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis.



After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, “Just feed him pancakes. That should solve the problem.”



The next morning when Peewee arrived at breakfast, there was a large stack of warm pancakes in the middle of the table.



“Gee, Mom,” he exclaimed, “for me?”



“Just take two,”his mother replied. “The rest are for your father.”





the devil made me do it Peewee
Peewee's mother and father took their six-year-old... (show quote)


So do you spell devil any other ways?

Like BB or Beebee?

It made me laugh too. You're forgiven, this time.

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May 11, 2019 10:55:38   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Peewee wrote:
So do you spell devil any other ways?

Like BB or Beebee?

It made me laugh too. You're forgiven, this time.


I'm so glad!!
now I can do another one about Peewee

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May 11, 2019 12:58:36   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm so glad!!
now I can do another one about Peewee


Go ahead, I'm like the Human Torch, I can always flame on.

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May 11, 2019 13:07:59   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Peewee wrote:
Go ahead, I'm like the Human Torch, I can always flame on.


I only pick on the good ones Peewee

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May 11, 2019 15:13:53   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
Peewee wrote:
Go ahead, I'm like the Human Torch, I can always flame on.


Hope that doesn't mean that you are a flaming liberal, or worse, a man in a dress.

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May 11, 2019 16:09:26   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Hope that doesn't mean that you are a flaming liberal, or worse, a man in a dress.


Bite your tongue. I'm guessing you never read many comic books? Five pop bottles would buy one or ten cents. I scrounged a lot of bottles as a kid. The Fantastic Four had Johnny Torch or the Flame. He could flame on or off. That's why I'm so good at Trivial Pursuit and Jeopardy, I know a lot of useless facts. They even made the Saturday morning cartoons for a while. Guess you live so far back in the sticks they have to pipe in the sunshine. Nice to know you'll pick up BB's slack when he goes fishing. I thought we were tight. Starting to feel like Rodney Dangerfield, no respect, no respect at all.

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May 11, 2019 16:38:33   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
Peewee wrote:
Bite your tongue. I'm guessing you never read many comic books? Five pop bottles would buy one or ten cents. I scrounged a lot of bottles as a kid. The Fantastic Four had Johnny Torch or the Flame. He could flame on or off. That's why I'm so good at Trivial Pursuit and Jeopardy, I know a lot of useless facts. They even made the Saturday morning cartoons for a while. Guess you live so far back in the sticks they have to pipe in the sunshine. Nice to know you'll pick up BB's slack when he goes fishing. I thought we were tight. Starting to feel like Rodney Dangerfield, no respect, no respect at all.
Bite your tongue. I'm guessing you never read many... (show quote)


No, I never read many comic books, at least after I was about 6. However, I was just kidding you to find out what kind of response I would get.

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May 11, 2019 20:03:47   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
no propaganda please wrote:
No, I never read many comic books, at least after I was about 6. However, I was just kidding you to find out what kind of response I would get.


I kicked the habit at nine. I was friends with the guy at the drug store. He let me hide under the counter and read them for free sometimes as long as I didn't cause any problems.

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May 12, 2019 10:24:37   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Peewee wrote:
I kicked the habit at nine. I was friends with the guy at the drug store. He let me hide under the counter and read them for free sometimes as long as I didn't cause any problems.


you guys dunno what you're missin
I still read the funnies
it ain't killed me yet

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May 12, 2019 10:34:08   #
Peewee (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
you guys dunno what you're missin
I still read the funnies
it ain't killed me yet


Cartoons and comic books, not the same thing.

Unless you buy a book of cartoons, like Calvin and Hobbs.


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