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BadBobby & Bahmer Travel to Mexico
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May 9, 2019 07:52:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day, when the ol' feller says to Bahmer,

"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

Bahmer thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

Bahmer jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, BB notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, BB isn’t able catch him...Bahmer falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, BB misses him. (on purpose, perhaps)

Bahmer falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, BB finally grabs him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Bahmer lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine. But, tell me... what the heck is a piñata?"

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May 9, 2019 08:54:47   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day, when the ol' feller says to Bahmer,

"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

Bahmer thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

Bahmer jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, BB notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, BB isn’t able catch him...Bahmer falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, BB misses him. (on purpose, perhaps)

Bahmer falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, BB finally grabs him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Bahmer lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine. But, tell me... what the heck is a piñata?"
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day,... (show quote)


Thanks for the laughs I was thinking of you and badbobby when I initially read it but you beat me to the punch as they say.

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May 9, 2019 09:29:24   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day, when the ol' feller says to Bahmer,

"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

Bahmer thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

Bahmer jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, BB notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, BB isn’t able catch him...Bahmer falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, BB misses him. (on purpose, perhaps)

Bahmer falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, BB finally grabs him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Bahmer lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine. But, tell me... what the heck is a piñata?"
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day,... (show quote)




LOL Good one Slatts...

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May 9, 2019 09:35:54   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day, when the ol' feller says to Bahmer,

"You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico."

Bahmer thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they’ll need – a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square.

As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work.

Bahmer jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, BB notices that he has a few cuts and scratches.

Unfortunately, BB isn’t able catch him...Bahmer falls again, bounces and comes back up again.

This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, BB misses him. (on purpose, perhaps)

Bahmer falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up – he’s got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious.

Luckily, BB finally grabs him and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

Bahmer lifts his head weakly and says, "No, the cord was fine. But, tell me... what the heck is a piñata?"
BadBobby & Bahmer were bungee-jumping one day,... (show quote)


That was a new one for me...


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May 9, 2019 10:55:38   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for the laughs I was thinking of you and badbobby when I initially read it but you beat me to the punch as they say.

Thank you, my friend. I sincerely hope you are feeling better since BB took advantage of your youth and naivete' down in ol' Mexico.

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May 9, 2019 10:58:18   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Thank you, my friend. I sincerely hope you are feeling better since BB took advantage of your youth and naivete' down in ol' Mexico.


I am still trying to find out what in tar nation is a pinata?

I haven't seen any posts from badbobby this morning I hope that all is well with him. He didn't mention anything about goin fishin but if the opportunity knocked I am sure he would go.

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May 9, 2019 11:07:46   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I am still trying to find out what in tar nation is a pinata?

I haven't seen any posts from badbobby this morning I hope that all is well with him. He didn't mention anything about goin fishin but if the opportunity knocked I am sure he would go.
I am still trying to find out what in tar nation i... (show quote)

I'ma guessing Mrs. BB punched him out cold...again.

I'm having a hard time believing you don't know what a 'pinata' is, Bahmer. However...

A piñata is a container often made of papier-mâché, pottery, or cloth; it is decorated, and filled with small toys or candy, or both, and then broken as part of a ceremony or celebration. Piñatas are commonly associated with Mexico.

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May 9, 2019 11:12:19   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'ma guessing Mrs. BB punched him out cold...again.

I'm having a hard time believing you don't know what a 'pinata' is, Bahmer. However...

A piñata is a container often made of papier-mâché, pottery, or cloth; it is decorated, and filled with small toys or candy, or both, and then broken as part of a ceremony or celebration. Piñatas are commonly associated with Mexico.
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I have had them for my grand kids birthday parties I was just going along with the joke is all.

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May 9, 2019 11:24:56   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I have had them for my grand kids birthday parties I was just going along with the joke is all.

I figured as much, but one never knows when a bout with dementia sets in on us ol' goats.

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May 10, 2019 11:21:54   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I figured as much, but one never knows when a bout with dementia sets in on us ol' goats.


dementia---dastardly Slatten

same meaning

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May 10, 2019 11:27:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
dementia---dastardly Slatten

same meaning

Then why is your picture next to dementia in the dictionary

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May 10, 2019 12:05:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Then why is your picture next to dementia in the dictionary


only in your dastardly dreams

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May 10, 2019 12:06:56   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
I have had them for my grand kids birthday parties I was just going along with the joke is all.


Slat googled it bahm
otherwise he wouldn't have posted about it

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May 10, 2019 12:17:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Slat googled it bahm
otherwise he wouldn't have posted about it

I googled it, assumpting that Bahmer may have telling the t***h about not knowing about pinatas.

After all, he is a durn yankee.

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May 10, 2019 12:27:37   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I googled it, assumpting that Bahmer may have telling the t***h about not knowing about pinatas.

After all, he is a durn yankee.


well ,yes,

there is that

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