50th Anniversary
May 6, 2019 15:25:12 #
50th Anniversary
A couple was celebrating 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a
Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number One.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a
Patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important
Thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom
Look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and
Didn't have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you Were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy Anniversary!
I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was
Really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother
and I have wanted to tell you for a long Time.
You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each
Of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we
Loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get
Married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean
We're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father,
"And cheap ones too."
A couple was celebrating 50 years together.
Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a
Sunday dinner in their honor.
"Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad," gushed son number One.
'Sorry I'm running late. I had an emergency at the hospital with a
Patient, you know how it is, and I didn't have time to get you a gift."
"Not to worry," said the father. "The important
Thing is that we're all together today."
Son number two arrived and announced, "You and Mom
Look great, Dad. I just flew in from Los Angeles between depositions and
Didn't have time to shop for you."
"It's nothing," said the father. "We're glad you Were able to come."
Just then the daughter arrived. "Hello and happy Anniversary!
I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was
Really busy packing so I didn't have time to get you anything."
After they had finished dessert, the father said, "There's something your mother
and I have wanted to tell you for a long Time.
You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to send each
Of you to college. Throughout the years your mother and I knew that we
Loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get
Married."
The three children gasped and all said, "You mean
We're bastards?"
"Yep," said the father,
"And cheap ones too."
May 6, 2019 15:40:05 #
proud republican
Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Good one!!!..Thanks for the laughs,Sailor!!!May 6, 2019 15:43:34 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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I think I know those kids!
May 6, 2019 16:24:00 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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OldSaior65 - - - That was just to good! Thanks for the wonderful laugh.
May 8, 2019 01:02:07 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Lolololhahahaha HILARIOUS
May 8, 2019 03:27:55 #
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