The Wedding Night...
May 3, 2019 08:43:48 #
Don G. Dinsdale
Loc: El Cajon, CA (San Diego County)
On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter.
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than 3 decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, “If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!”
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!!
In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for more than 40 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than forty years of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which was worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest depositors in the bank.
She explained that for more than 3 decades she had 'charged' him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, “If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!”
That's when she shot him.
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut!!
May 3, 2019 08:54:01 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On their wedding night, the young bride approached... (show quote)
OK Don. You really got me there. Didn't see that one coming at all!
May 3, 2019 10:33:50 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On their wedding night, the young bride approached... (show quote)
You've got that right!!!
SWMBO
May 3, 2019 12:08:20 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On their wedding night, the young bride approached... (show quote)
There's a lesson in there, somewhere. 
May 4, 2019 07:34:35 #
May 4, 2019 11:34:09 #
slatten49 wrote: There's a lesson in there, somewhere.
There's a lesson in there, somewhere. there is???
I musta missed it
May 4, 2019 11:58:30 #
May 4, 2019 17:00:15 #
Don G. Dinsdale wrote:
On their wedding night, the young bride approached... (show quote)
Lolololhahahaha OMG that's baaaad
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