Wife and her sewing club thinks we need to see this.
Apr 29, 2019 16:41:56 #
A lexophile of course!
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of c*******m class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
Velcro - what a rip off!
Venison for dinner again? Oh deer!
How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool .
Don’t worry about old age; it doesn’t last.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Typo.
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.
When chemists die, they barium.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job
because she couldn't control her pupils?
When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble
Broken pencils are pointless.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I dropped out of c*******m class because of lousy Marx.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough
Velcro - what a rip off!
Apr 29, 2019 17:14:50 #
no propaganda please
Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
permafrost wrote:
A lexophile of course! br br Venison for dinner a... (show quote)
Excellent job. You should be PUNISHED!!!
Apr 29, 2019 19:28:32 #
Apr 30, 2019 15:20:55 #
permafrost wrote:
A lexophile of course! br br Venison for dinner a... (show quote)
I think my wife talks to your wife
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