bahmer runs a marathon
Apr 28, 2019 13:52:00 #
bahmer was having a daytime affair with his paramour while her husband was at work.
One rainy day bahm was in bed with her when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
' Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband's home early!'
' I can't jump out the window, it's raining out there!' screamed bahm
' If my husband catches us in here, he'll k**l us both!' she replied, ' he's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So bahm scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window.
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
‘Do you always run in the nude?' one asked .
' Oh yes!' bahm replied, gasping in air, ' it feels so wonderfully free!’
Another runner moved along side, ' Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
' Oh, yes,' our friend answered breathlessly, ' that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, ' Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
‘ Nope . . . only when it's raining.'
One rainy day bahm was in bed with her when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway.
' Oh my God – Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window; my husband's home early!'
' I can't jump out the window, it's raining out there!' screamed bahm
' If my husband catches us in here, he'll k**l us both!' she replied, ' he's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems!'
So bahm scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window.
As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could.
After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer.
‘Do you always run in the nude?' one asked .
' Oh yes!' bahm replied, gasping in air, ' it feels so wonderfully free!’
Another runner moved along side, ' Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?'
' Oh, yes,' our friend answered breathlessly, ' that way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home!'
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, ' Do you always wear a condom when you run?'
‘ Nope . . . only when it's raining.'
Apr 28, 2019 13:59:52 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having a daytime affair with his paramo... (show quote)
Just like a durn Squid, LOL!
SEMPER FI
Apr 28, 2019 14:07:49 #
Apr 28, 2019 14:11:39 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer was having a daytime affair with his paramo... (show quote)
Mama always said to put your rubbers on when it is
raining and I sure didn't want to upset Mama.
Apr 28, 2019 14:47:40 #
Apr 28, 2019 18:22:26 #
Apr 30, 2019 01:38:53 #
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