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Apr 23, 2019 13:23:55   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
Official Announcement

Congress announced today that it is changing the National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Congress's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

The do nuthn Congress is currently the most dangerous thing this country is facing.

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!

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Apr 23, 2019 14:16:27   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Official Announcement

Congress announced today that it is changing the National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Congress's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

The do nuthn Congress is currently the most dangerous thing this country is facing.

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Official Announcement br br i b Congress annou... (show quote)



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Apr 23, 2019 15:54:59   #
Sew_What
 
no propaganda please wrote:


You like condoms eh?

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Apr 23, 2019 16:03:06   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Sew_What wrote:
You like condoms eh?


Yes,if fact I think all "progressives" should be required to wear one ALL the time.

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Apr 24, 2019 07:59:44   #
Sew_What
 
no propaganda please wrote:
Yes,if fact I think all "progressives" should be required to wear one ALL the time.


They do I'm sure, because they are smart enough to not use a******n as birth control.

Teen pregnancies are down 30% in 2018. I guess they really do pay attention to the right stuff in school.

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Apr 24, 2019 08:04:59   #
Rose42
 
Sew_What wrote:
They do I'm sure, because they are smart enough to not use a******n as birth control.

Teen pregnancies are down 30% in 2018. I guess they really do pay attention to the right stuff in school.


Many do use it as birth control Bob. Like it or not

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Apr 24, 2019 08:08:46   #
Sew_What
 
Rose42 wrote:
Many do use it as birth control Bob. Like it or not


How do you know, do you work in a a******n clinic, have you ever met anyone that told you they chose a******n as birth control?

Who's Bob?

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Apr 24, 2019 09:02:12   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Official Announcement

Congress announced today that it is changing the National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Congress's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

The do nuthn Congress is currently the most dangerous thing this country is facing.

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Official Announcement br br i b Congress annou... (show quote)


Well put

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Apr 24, 2019 09:19:57   #
bahmer
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Official Announcement

Congress announced today that it is changing the National emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the Congress's political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

The do nuthn Congress is currently the most dangerous thing this country is facing.

It just doesn't get more accurate than that!
Official Announcement br br i b Congress annou... (show quote)


Amen and Amen

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Apr 24, 2019 09:42:31   #
Rose42
 
Sew_What wrote:
How do you know, do you work in a a******n clinic, have you ever met anyone that told you they chose a******n as birth control?

Who's Bob?


Funny. I do know - I know many women who've had a******ns and a friend of mine worked in a clinic.

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Apr 24, 2019 10:25:25   #
Sew_What
 
Rose42 wrote:
Funny. I do know - I know many women who've had a******ns and a friend of mine worked in a clinic.


...and they used a******n as birth control....???

Did their boy friend offer to pay for the a******n, since we know how the pregnancy occurs...???

And why isn't the boy friend made to feel shame, instead of the a******n clinic?

I guess you hang around with a lot of s**ts or they don't know where babies come from.

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Apr 24, 2019 11:38:38   #
F.D.R.
 
That may be the most accurate statement of the decade.

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Apr 24, 2019 15:06:47   #
Rose42
 
Sew_What wrote:
...and they used a******n as birth control....???

Did their boy friend offer to pay for the a******n, since we know how the pregnancy occurs...???

And why isn't the boy friend made to feel shame, instead of the a******n clinic?

I guess you hang around with a lot of s**ts or they don't know where babies come from.


Yep. You're Bob. Wanting to start fresh with a new ID is good. But you should tone down your rhetoric if you don't want people to know who you are.

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Apr 24, 2019 15:24:33   #
Sew_What
 
Rose42 wrote:
Yep. You're Bob. Wanting to start fresh with a new ID is good. But you should tone down your rhetoric if you don't want people to know who you are.


My name is Joe, and my middle name is Dan.

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Apr 24, 2019 15:33:37   #
Singularity
 
Rose42 wrote:
Yep. You're Bob. Wanting to start fresh with a new ID is good. But you should tone down your rhetoric if you don't want people to know who you are.


This obsession about Bob! He didn't get this much response when he was actively posting!

It's like Schrödinger's cat! All suspect postings will henceforth be in quantum superimposition upon Bad Bob's reputation and body of work!

Just when I thought OPP was getting kinda dull.

Very scientific/progressive invention Rose42. Surprised at your perspicacity, there.

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