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Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of D********g Candies
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Apr 23, 2019 11:39:58   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
from the Babylon Bee

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of D********g Candies
April 2nd, 2018

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring.

The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of D********g Candies after waiting hopelessly on store shelves for a loving family to take them in this Easter holiday. Target and Walmart both ran “Adopt-a-Peep” charity days in hopes to get many of the repulsive fowl a “forever family,” but the events proved to be mostly fruitless.

“Overpopulation of Peeps is a real problem, and I think it’s something we need to begin raising awareness about,” ACS president Michael Schneider said Monday. “Many families will take in a few packs of Peeps, only to leave them uneaten in the cupboard for three years or more. A lot of care and an iron stomach are needed to eat these things, so make sure your family is ready before you take the big step of purchasing a family-sized pack.”

Peeps of all colors gathered on the Western shores of the United States before beginning their treacherous swim back to their mythical home. Hundreds of nature enthusiasts turned out to take pictures and video of the impressive migratory patterns. Brave little Peeps leaped into the waves and began their swim, and soon, the rest of the flock followed. Some naturalists have suggested that up to 50% of the Peep flock doesn’t make it home, with many drowning in the rough waters of the Pacific, and others being eaten by predators who don’t have discerning taste buds.

At publishing time, the world’s candy corns had begun preparing for their months-long journey from the Isle of D********g Candies to the U.S. and other parts of the world for the autumn season.

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Apr 23, 2019 11:50:53   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
from the Babylon Bee

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of D********g Candies
April 2nd, 2018

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring.

The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of D********g Candies after waiting hopelessly on store shelves for a loving family to take them in this Easter holiday. Target and Walmart both ran “Adopt-a-Peep” charity days in hopes to get many of the repulsive fowl a “forever family,” but the events proved to be mostly fruitless.

“Overpopulation of Peeps is a real problem, and I think it’s something we need to begin raising awareness about,” ACS president Michael Schneider said Monday. “Many families will take in a few packs of Peeps, only to leave them uneaten in the cupboard for three years or more. A lot of care and an iron stomach are needed to eat these things, so make sure your family is ready before you take the big step of purchasing a family-sized pack.”

Peeps of all colors gathered on the Western shores of the United States before beginning their treacherous swim back to their mythical home. Hundreds of nature enthusiasts turned out to take pictures and video of the impressive migratory patterns. Brave little Peeps leaped into the waves and began their swim, and soon, the rest of the flock followed. Some naturalists have suggested that up to 50% of the Peep flock doesn’t make it home, with many drowning in the rough waters of the Pacific, and others being eaten by predators who don’t have discerning taste buds.

At publishing time, the world’s candy corns had begun preparing for their months-long journey from the Isle of D********g Candies to the U.S. and other parts of the world for the autumn season.
from the Babylon Bee br br Millions Of Marshmallo... (show quote)


I would suggest that we give the unsold peeps to the democrat party in the hopes that what ever sweetness that is in the peeps could eventually filter into the democrat party and reverse the nastiness that has crept in over the years. If that were to occur then maybe the republicans and the democrats may be able to work together again. It may be to much to hope for at this stage of the game though.

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Apr 23, 2019 12:13:43   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
from the Babylon Bee

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of D********g Candies
April 2nd, 2018

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring.

The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of D********g Candies after waiting hopelessly on store shelves for a loving family to take them in this Easter holiday. Target and Walmart both ran “Adopt-a-Peep” charity days in hopes to get many of the repulsive fowl a “forever family,” but the events proved to be mostly fruitless.

“Overpopulation of Peeps is a real problem, and I think it’s something we need to begin raising awareness about,” ACS president Michael Schneider said Monday. “Many families will take in a few packs of Peeps, only to leave them uneaten in the cupboard for three years or more. A lot of care and an iron stomach are needed to eat these things, so make sure your family is ready before you take the big step of purchasing a family-sized pack.”

Peeps of all colors gathered on the Western shores of the United States before beginning their treacherous swim back to their mythical home. Hundreds of nature enthusiasts turned out to take pictures and video of the impressive migratory patterns. Brave little Peeps leaped into the waves and began their swim, and soon, the rest of the flock followed. Some naturalists have suggested that up to 50% of the Peep flock doesn’t make it home, with many drowning in the rough waters of the Pacific, and others being eaten by predators who don’t have discerning taste buds.

At publishing time, the world’s candy corns had begun preparing for their months-long journey from the Isle of D********g Candies to the U.S. and other parts of the world for the autumn season.
from the Babylon Bee br br Millions Of Marshmallo... (show quote)


Bless their hearts! Can't we sterilize them so they can't breed any more? Then spray agent orange on those candy corn fields?
This has to stop!

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Apr 23, 2019 12:20:49   #
bahmer
 
archie bunker wrote:
Bless their hearts! Can't we sterilize them so they can't breed any more? Then spray agent orange on those candy corn fields?
This has to stop!


You are sounding like the heartless Vietnamese and they way that they treated our soldiers over there. Is there not a more humane way of dealing with dilemma? Do we have to become violent right from the start? Maybe you should rethink this proposal and then repost.

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Apr 23, 2019 12:33:46   #
Liberty Tree
 
no propaganda please wrote:
from the Babylon Bee

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of D********g Candies
April 2nd, 2018

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring.

The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of D********g Candies after waiting hopelessly on store shelves for a loving family to take them in this Easter holiday. Target and Walmart both ran “Adopt-a-Peep” charity days in hopes to get many of the repulsive fowl a “forever family,” but the events proved to be mostly fruitless.

“Overpopulation of Peeps is a real problem, and I think it’s something we need to begin raising awareness about,” ACS president Michael Schneider said Monday. “Many families will take in a few packs of Peeps, only to leave them uneaten in the cupboard for three years or more. A lot of care and an iron stomach are needed to eat these things, so make sure your family is ready before you take the big step of purchasing a family-sized pack.”

Peeps of all colors gathered on the Western shores of the United States before beginning their treacherous swim back to their mythical home. Hundreds of nature enthusiasts turned out to take pictures and video of the impressive migratory patterns. Brave little Peeps leaped into the waves and began their swim, and soon, the rest of the flock followed. Some naturalists have suggested that up to 50% of the Peep flock doesn’t make it home, with many drowning in the rough waters of the Pacific, and others being eaten by predators who don’t have discerning taste buds.

At publishing time, the world’s candy corns had begun preparing for their months-long journey from the Isle of D********g Candies to the U.S. and other parts of the world for the autumn season.
from the Babylon Bee br br Millions Of Marshmallo... (show quote)


Who buys those things? They have been around forever.

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Apr 23, 2019 12:40:53   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
You are sounding like the heartless Vietnamese and they way that they treated our soldiers over there. Is there not a more humane way of dealing with dilemma? Do we have to become violent right from the start? Maybe you should rethink this proposal and then repost.


This has to be stopped, bahmer!
One of my greatest fears is that they start breeding with each other, and we have candy corn peeps!

I'll tone it down a bit, and go for unlimited a******n for the peeps, and try, and convince them all to become gay.

Roundup for the corn?

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Apr 23, 2019 12:43:14   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Who buys those things? They have been around forever.


A better question would be who eats them? Bleh!

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Apr 23, 2019 12:49:23   #
bahmer
 
archie bunker wrote:
A better question would be who eats them? Bleh!


That is why I thought that the democrats would.

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Apr 23, 2019 12:50:32   #
Liberty Tree
 
archie bunker wrote:
A better question would be who eats them? Bleh!


Somebody must because they keep making them. They are worse than awful.

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Apr 23, 2019 12:54:11   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Somebody must because they keep making them. They are worse than awful.


Yes, yes they are! Candy corn is the most inaccurate slingshot ammo ever invented as well.

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Apr 23, 2019 14:14:43   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Somebody must because they keep making them. They are worse than awful.


I found a use for them. Apparently rats like them, so I put DCon in each stale peep and put them out in the storage shed where the dogs could not get them but the rats could. Rat destruction is way down around here this year.

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Apr 23, 2019 15:02:22   #
Rose42
 
Liberty Tree wrote:
Who buys those things? They have been around forever.


They have a shelf life even longer than Twinkies. lol

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Apr 23, 2019 16:29:54   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
I found a use for them. Apparently rats like them, so I put DCon in each stale peep and put them out in the storage shed where the dogs could not get them but the rats could. Rat destruction is way down around here this year.


You wasted Decon. The peeps would have done it.
Damn good idea!

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Apr 24, 2019 12:15:25   #
Fit2BTied Loc: Texas
 
no propaganda please wrote:
from the Babylon Bee

Millions Of Marshmallow Peeps Begin Annual Migration Back To Isle Of D********g Candies
April 2nd, 2018

U.S.—The Animal Conservation Society confirmed Monday that the annual migration of the marshmallow Peeps candies began after Easter, with hundreds of millions of the unsold, uneaten, and unloved marshmallow candies returning home for a long furlough until next spring.

The bland, stale marshmallow critters returned to their native environment on the Isle of D********g Candies after waiting hopelessly on store shelves for a loving family to take them in this Easter holiday. Target and Walmart both ran “Adopt-a-Peep” charity days in hopes to get many of the repulsive fowl a “forever family,” but the events proved to be mostly fruitless.

“Overpopulation of Peeps is a real problem, and I think it’s something we need to begin raising awareness about,” ACS president Michael Schneider said Monday. “Many families will take in a few packs of Peeps, only to leave them uneaten in the cupboard for three years or more. A lot of care and an iron stomach are needed to eat these things, so make sure your family is ready before you take the big step of purchasing a family-sized pack.”

Peeps of all colors gathered on the Western shores of the United States before beginning their treacherous swim back to their mythical home. Hundreds of nature enthusiasts turned out to take pictures and video of the impressive migratory patterns. Brave little Peeps leaped into the waves and began their swim, and soon, the rest of the flock followed. Some naturalists have suggested that up to 50% of the Peep flock doesn’t make it home, with many drowning in the rough waters of the Pacific, and others being eaten by predators who don’t have discerning taste buds.

At publishing time, the world’s candy corns had begun preparing for their months-long journey from the Isle of D********g Candies to the U.S. and other parts of the world for the autumn season.
from the Babylon Bee br br Millions Of Marshmallo... (show quote)
Since this is a problem that's not going away, I suggest we get PPP involved (Planned Peep Parenthood). Over time, the problem will solve itself. Of course it's up to PPP to find a market for aborted Peep parts - but I'm sure they'll succeed. Never underestimate the siren call of the Lambo...

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Apr 24, 2019 15:14:45   #
grace scott
 
archie bunker wrote:
Bless their hearts! Can't we sterilize them so they can't breed any more? Then spray agent orange on those candy corn fields?
This has to stop!



Keep your agent orange away from my candy corn fields! I ran out of ammo for my shotgun last year--won't happen this year.

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