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Mar 23, 2019 00:34:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
This guy makes you seem like an infant, ol' buddy. 
read:https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/meet-jonathan-the-oldest-known-animal-in-the-world/ar-BBV799b?ocid=spartandhp
Nothing in there about Jonathan sipping Jack.
read:https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/meet-jonathan-the-oldest-known-animal-in-the-world/ar-BBV799b?ocid=spartandhp
Nothing in there about Jonathan sipping Jack.
Mar 23, 2019 01:13:42 #
In China turtles are symbols of longevity...
They make great gifts for the elderly...
Alternatively they are a common food...
And calling a man a turtle is equal to calling him a bastard....
Calling him a turtle egg is equal to calling him and his parents all bastards...
Turtles are my favorite animal (Excepting dogs) and I would definately choise to be a turtle in my next life... Yep... A beer drinking, whiskey sipping turtle...
(we could go fishing together Badbobby...)
They make great gifts for the elderly...
Alternatively they are a common food...
And calling a man a turtle is equal to calling him a bastard....
Calling him a turtle egg is equal to calling him and his parents all bastards...
Turtles are my favorite animal (Excepting dogs) and I would definately choise to be a turtle in my next life... Yep... A beer drinking, whiskey sipping turtle...
(we could go fishing together Badbobby...)
Mar 23, 2019 06:31:27 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
In China turtles are symbols of longevity... br ... (show quote)
Wow, not being Chinese, I did not know all that. Honestly, the worst I've ever called him is "A durn Squid"...although that's pretty bad.
Mar 23, 2019 10:14:54 #
slatten49 wrote:
This guy makes you seem like an infant, ol' buddy.
read:https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/meet-jonathan-the-oldest-known-animal-in-the-world/ar-BBV799b?ocid=spartandhp
Nothing in there about Jonathan sipping Jack.
read:https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/meet-jonathan-the-oldest-known-animal-in-the-world/ar-BBV799b?ocid=spartandhp
Nothing in there about Jonathan sipping Jack.
Badbobby will really appreciate this I'm sure.
Mar 23, 2019 10:24:23 #
I got two in the backyard going on 80 that are about the same size as that one. A male and a female and their age hasn't slowed down their sex life. They produce between 30 and 60 babies every couple months and sell em for $60 a piece. As soon as they are born they are on their own so my dog gathers them up and brings them into the house.
Mar 23, 2019 10:26:18 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
Badbobby will really appreciate this I'm sure.
It is my purpose in life to serve BB's ego.
Semper Fi
Mar 23, 2019 10:28:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbob85037 wrote:
I got two in the backyard going on 80 that are about the same size as that one. A male and a female and their age hasn't slowed down their sex life. They produce between 30 and 60 babies every couple months and sell em for $60 a piece. As soon as they are born they are on their own so my dog gathers them up and brings them into the house.
Damn, Bob
those critters are money in the bank for ya'. 
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