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Mar 15, 2019 16:38:06   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running down a drug lead
he came to this old ranch and told (The owner) Archie Bunker that he had to inspect the property
Archie said "Okay go right ahead,but don't go into that field right over there"
Kevin , clearly angry, says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Arch.

"See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?" He shouts.

Archie nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.



A short time later, Archie hears loud screams and sees Kevin running for his life chased by the Archie's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on Kevin, as he runs for all he's worth.

Archie throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
"Your badge... Show him your BADGE!!!"



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Mar 15, 2019 16:42:56   #
Seth (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running down a drug lead
he came to this old ranch and told (The owner) Archie Bunker that he had to inspect the property
Archie said "Okay go right ahead,but don't go into that field right over there"
Kevin , clearly angry, says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Arch.

"See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?" He shouts.

Archie nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.



A short time later, Archie hears loud screams and sees Kevin running for his life chased by the Archie's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on Kevin, as he runs for all he's worth.

Archie throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
"Your badge... Show him your BADGE!!!"
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running d... (show quote)


Awesome!


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Mar 15, 2019 17:42:23   #
slatten49 (a regular here)
 
Sorry, BB. I didn't notice this until after my posting a very similar version of the story.

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Mar 15, 2019 18:44:32   #
BigMike (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running down a drug lead
he came to this old ranch and told (The owner) Archie Bunker that he had to inspect the property
Archie said "Okay go right ahead,but don't go into that field right over there"
Kevin , clearly angry, says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Arch.

"See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?" He shouts.

Archie nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.



A short time later, Archie hears loud screams and sees Kevin running for his life chased by the Archie's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on Kevin, as he runs for all he's worth.

Archie throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
"Your badge... Show him your BADGE!!!"
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running d... (show quote)


Kevin my cat or Kevyn the nutjob?

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Mar 16, 2019 05:15:20   #
Kevyn (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running down a drug lead
he came to this old ranch and told (The owner) Archie Bunker that he had to inspect the property
Archie said "Okay go right ahead,but don't go into that field right over there"
Kevin , clearly angry, says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Arch.

"See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?" He shouts.

Archie nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.



A short time later, Archie hears loud screams and sees Kevin running for his life chased by the Archie's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on Kevin, as he runs for all he's worth.

Archie throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
"Your badge... Show him your BADGE!!!"
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running d... (show quote)
Why holler or run? just shoot the bull.

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Mar 16, 2019 09:58:16   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running down a drug lead
he came to this old ranch and told (The owner) Archie Bunker that he had to inspect the property
Archie said "Okay go right ahead,but don't go into that field right over there"
Kevin , clearly angry, says, "Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me." Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removes his badge and proudly displays it to Arch.

"See this badge? DO you?!? This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish, on any land, no questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand me?!?" He shouts.

Archie nods quietly, apologizes, and goes about his chores.



A short time later, Archie hears loud screams and sees Kevin running for his life chased by the Archie's big Santa Gertrudis Bull. With every step the bull is gaining ground on Kevin, as he runs for all he's worth.

Archie throws down his tools, runs to the fence and yells at the top of his lungs:
"Your badge... Show him your BADGE!!!"
Kevin got a job as a DEA officer and was running d... (show quote)


Amen and Amen

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Mar 16, 2019 11:08:58   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Kevyn wrote:
Why holler or run? just shoot the bull.


jus pullin your leg Kev

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Mar 17, 2019 03:45:58   #
Ferrous
 
Kevyn wrote:
Why holler or run? just shoot the bull.


And kill a Prized Bull over an idiot???

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