Hell Hath No Fury
Mar 15, 2019 07:16:08 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
A deputy sheriff is patrolling his area of Lake Whitney when he catches with his eye a trail of $50 notes leading into a driveway. Curious, he follows in and finds The Sgt. Major with two bags of trash d**gging on the ground, one of them leaving $50 notes in its wake.
He calls for The Sgt. Major to halt and approaches her.
"Excuse me ma'am," he points out, "but one of your bags has a hole."
She thanks him profoundly but, still curious, he asks: "Hope you don't mind me snooping around but where did you get all that money?"
"Well, you see officer," The Sgt. Major explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the road and it just so happens to be right next to the local bar. I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that urinate all over my flower bed," she said...her voice shaking with indignation.
"So, last night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out I'd say: "Fifty bucks or I'll cut it off!'"
Laughing at the amusing idea of all those scared drunkards handing over their money, the deputy lets her go about her way. But as she turns to go he jokingly asks: "Is the second bag filled with money too?"
"Well, you know officer, not everyone pays."
He calls for The Sgt. Major to halt and approaches her.
"Excuse me ma'am," he points out, "but one of your bags has a hole."
She thanks him profoundly but, still curious, he asks: "Hope you don't mind me snooping around but where did you get all that money?"
"Well, you see officer," The Sgt. Major explains, "I have a lovely house at the end of the road and it just so happens to be right next to the local bar. I don't mind the noise but every night there are always some drunkards that urinate all over my flower bed," she said...her voice shaking with indignation.
"So, last night I stood there with my pruning shears and whenever someone got their thingy out I'd say: "Fifty bucks or I'll cut it off!'"
Laughing at the amusing idea of all those scared drunkards handing over their money, the deputy lets her go about her way. But as she turns to go he jokingly asks: "Is the second bag filled with money too?"
"Well, you know officer, not everyone pays."
Mar 15, 2019 08:22:53 #
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Mar 15, 2019 11:22:15 #
working class stiff
Loc: N. Carolina
slatten49 wrote:
A deputy sheriff is patrolling his area of Lake Wh... (show quote)
Is the Sgt. Major related to Lorena Bobbit?
Mar 15, 2019 11:34:06 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
working class stiff wrote:
Is the Sgt. Major related to Lorena Bobbit?
As I'm still clinging to all my body parts, I would guess...uh, hope not. 
Mar 16, 2019 10:54:17 #
Mar 16, 2019 12:13:17 #
slatten49 wrote:
A deputy sheriff is patrolling his area of Lake Wh... (show quote)
The Sgt Major is not only a lovely woman
she doesn't bluff
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