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Mar 14, 2019 23:09:04   #
Oldsailor65 (a regular here)
 
Lost Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" - all the men stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" - all the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." - half the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" - all the nuns stood up.

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Mar 15, 2019 07:28:31   #
Big dog
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Lost Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" - all the men stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" - all the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." - half the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" - all the nuns stood up.
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Ouch

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Mar 15, 2019 09:57:53   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Lost Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" - all the men stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" - all the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." - half the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" - all the nuns stood up.
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Thanks for the laughs that was indeed funny.

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Mar 15, 2019 13:13:42   #
4430 (a regular here)
 


Needs some work on getting his point across !

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Mar 15, 2019 14:55:27   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Lost Rooster

The priest in a small Irish village was very fond of the chickens he kept in the hen house out the back of the parish manse. He had a cock rooster and about ten hens.

One Saturday night the cock rooster went missing and as that was the time he suspected cock fights occurred in the village he decided to do something about it at church the next morning.

At Mass, he asked the congregation "Has anybody got a cock?" - all the men stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?" - all the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them." - half the women stood up.

"No No" he said "That wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen my cock?" - all the nuns stood up.
Lost Rooster br br The priest in a small Irish... (show quote)


kinda hard on the Catholic faith
but funny


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