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Mar 14, 2019 14:42:47   #
AuntiE (a regular here)
 
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-all-2020-candidates-will-forego-armed-security-to-protest-gun-violence

Democrats Announce All 2020 Candidates Will Forego Armed Security To Protest Gun Violence

U.S.—Democratic National Committee spokesperson Michael Tyler announced Thursday that all candidates who run in the 2020 presidential election as Democrats will completely forego armed security for the entirety of their campaigns, in a clear and bold stance against gun violence in America.

“We’ve talked to all possible candidates and everyone has agreed. Gun violence is a huge issue in our country, and guns are the problem. So whoever runs for president as a Democrat in 2020—be it Bernie, Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Jerry Brown, and/or whoever else throws their hat in the ring—they will steadfastly refuse to employ security teams who carry scary firearms.”

Tyler further confirmed that if a Democrat wins the White House in 2020, their first order of business will be to disarm the Secret Service. Asked how the president would then be kept safe, Tyler revealed that they plan on introducing a gun-free zone encompassing a 500-yard radius around the president at all times.

“Problem solved,” he said.

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Mar 14, 2019 14:48:02   #
steve66613
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-all-2020-candidates-will-forego-armed-security-to-protest-gun-violence

Democrats Announce All 2020 Candidates Will Forego Armed Security To Protest Gun Violence

U.S.—Democratic National Committee spokesperson Michael Tyler announced Thursday that all candidates who run in the 2020 presidential election as Democrats will completely forego armed security for the entirety of their campaigns, in a clear and bold stance against gun violence in America.

“We’ve talked to all possible candidates and everyone has agreed. Gun violence is a huge issue in our country, and guns are the problem. So whoever runs for president as a Democrat in 2020—be it Bernie, Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Jerry Brown, and/or whoever else throws their hat in the ring—they will steadfastly refuse to employ security teams who carry scary firearms.”

Tyler further confirmed that if a Democrat wins the White House in 2020, their first order of business will be to disarm the Secret Service. Asked how the president would then be kept safe, Tyler revealed that they plan on introducing a gun-free zone encompassing a 500-yard radius around the president at all times.

“Problem solved,” he said.
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-all... (show quote)


Callin’ FAKE NEWS on this one. Their security details won’t “open carry”... maybe.

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Mar 14, 2019 14:51:41   #
Jakebrake (a regular here)
 
steve66613 wrote:
Callin’ FAKE NEWS on this one.


More like satire to me. Don't believe for a second the dems are going to eliminate their armed body guards!

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Mar 14, 2019 15:05:24   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
AuntiE wrote:
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-all-2020-candidates-will-forego-armed-security-to-protest-gun-violence

Democrats Announce All 2020 Candidates Will Forego Armed Security To Protest Gun Violence

U.S.—Democratic National Committee spokesperson Michael Tyler announced Thursday that all candidates who run in the 2020 presidential election as Democrats will completely forego armed security for the entirety of their campaigns, in a clear and bold stance against gun violence in America.

“We’ve talked to all possible candidates and everyone has agreed. Gun violence is a huge issue in our country, and guns are the problem. So whoever runs for president as a Democrat in 2020—be it Bernie, Biden, Elizabeth Warren, Kamala Harris, Jerry Brown, and/or whoever else throws their hat in the ring—they will steadfastly refuse to employ security teams who carry scary firearms.”

Tyler further confirmed that if a Democrat wins the White House in 2020, their first order of business will be to disarm the Secret Service. Asked how the president would then be kept safe, Tyler revealed that they plan on introducing a gun-free zone encompassing a 500-yard radius around the president at all times.

“Problem solved,” he said.
https://babylonbee.com/news/democrats-announce-all... (show quote)


Sounds good to me but why wait we can start now with the democrat party and get rid of all of their security guards right now so that they can show us that they really mean business.

P.S. I know that he babylonbee is a satire site AuntiE is very good in bringing these up for discussion.

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Mar 14, 2019 15:08:32   #
AuntiE (a regular here)
 
steve66613 wrote:
Callin’ FAKE NEWS on this one. Their security details won’t “open carry”... maybe.


The Babylonbee is a satire site.

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Mar 14, 2019 15:45:49   #
Common_Sense_Matters (a regular here)
 
AuntiE wrote:
The Babylonbee is a satire site.


Yes, watching some of the replies to previous satire articles has been quite amusing, this one failed to amuse as well since so many were calling B.S. but great satirical article all the same, too bad we didn't get some of the responses of previous satirical articles. I really like when you post these.

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Mar 15, 2019 10:06:44   #
debeda (a regular here)
 
Jakebrake wrote:
More like satire to me. Don't believe for a second the dems are going to eliminate their armed body guards!



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Mar 15, 2019 11:13:32   #
Larry the Legend (a regular here)
 
AuntiE wrote:
Tyler further confirmed that if a Democrat wins the White House in 2020, their first order of business will be to disarm the Secret Service. Asked how the president would then be kept safe, Tyler revealed that they plan on introducing a gun-free zone encompassing a 500-yard radius around the president at all times.

“Problem solved,” he said.

Excellent! There are plenty of people who can hit a target accurately at 501 yards, I look forward to seeing the result.

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