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Do Not Wet The Lotto Ticket
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Mar 13, 2019 17:45:45   #
Squiddiddler
 
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.


"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.


"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won,

so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.


Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.


She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again,

so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming

red Ferrari - you guessed it, her share of the lotto winnings.


That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm

bath while she gets undressed.


When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely

enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.


"What's this?" she asks her husband.


"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket

wet, do we?"

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Mar 14, 2019 06:28:35   #
Old Dog
 
Like the old adage, "if it walks like a duck"........

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Mar 15, 2019 02:07:14   #
Seth (a regular here)
 
Squiddiddler wrote:
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.


"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.


"Well, she replies, "My boss and I played the lotto and we won,

so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.


Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.


She replies "My boss and I played the lotto and we won again,

so I bought it with my share of the winnings."

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving a flaming

red Ferrari - you guessed it, her share of the lotto winnings.


That night, the wife asks her husband to run her a nice warm

bath while she gets undressed.


When she enters the bathroom, she finds that there is barely

enough water in the bath to cover the bath plug.


"What's this?" she asks her husband.


"Well," he replies, "We don't want to get your lotto ticket

wet, do we?"
One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular di... (show quote)



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