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The FBI had an open position for an assassin. Slatten, Badbobby and Peewee apply.
Mar 10, 2019 18:46:35   #
bahmer
 
The FBI had an open position for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents Slatten, Badbobby and Peewee. They brought them in and starting running exams on their sk**ls. They passed all with flying colors. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men Slatten to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.' Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to k**l her.'

Slatten said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man Badbobby was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Badbobby came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't k**l my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, the last man Peewee was given the same instructions, to k**l his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Peewee, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some joker loaded the gun with blanks,' he panted. 'I had to do it the hard way.'

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Mar 10, 2019 20:08:57   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
bahmer wrote:
The FBI had an open position for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were completed, they had narrowed the field down to 3 possible agents Slatten, Badbobby and Peewee. They brought them in and starting running exams on their sk**ls. They passed all with flying colors. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men Slatten to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances.' Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair... we need you to k**l her.'

Slatten said, 'You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man Badbobby was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. Badbobby came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't k**l my wife.'

The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife home.'

Finally, the last man Peewee was given the same instructions, to k**l his wife. He took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls.

After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood Peewee, wiping the sweat from his brow. 'Some joker loaded the gun with blanks,' he panted. 'I had to do it the hard way.'
The FBI had an open position for an assassin. br ... (show quote)

PeeWee isn't married...but, if he was...he'd be the man to do the job

BB & I are thankful that the FBI didn't give the same opportunities to Mrs. BB or The Sgt. Major.

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Mar 10, 2019 20:27:03   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
PeeWee isn't married...but, if he was...he'd be the man to do the job

BB & I are thankful that the FBI didn't give the same opportunities to Mrs. BB or The Sgt. Major.


In all honesty this was not funny, and none of you would shoot your spouse. Keven on the otherhand would probably shoot his spouse and then go out drinking and find another spouse as soon as possible.

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Mar 11, 2019 08:56:11   #
bahmer
 
no propaganda please wrote:
In all honesty this was not funny, and none of you would shoot your spouse. Keven on the otherhand would probably shoot his spouse and then go out drinking and find another spouse as soon as possible.


Amen and Amen

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Mar 11, 2019 09:17:04   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Don’t think Kevin would find another that lame!!

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Mar 11, 2019 10:05:45   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Don’t think Kevin would find another that lame!!


His "spouse" would probably be a young male or an 8 year old girl.

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Mar 11, 2019 16:13:16   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
PeeWee isn't married...but, if he was...he'd be the man to do the job

BB & I are thankful that the FBI didn't give the same opportunities to Mrs. BB or The Sgt. Major.


dats true
iff'n they had
the Sgt Major and my lovely wife
would be posting on OPP
ans both Slat and I would be six feet under

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Mar 11, 2019 18:40:45   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
dats true
iff'n they had
the Sgt Major and my lovely wife
would be posting on OPP
ans both Slat and I would be six feet under

Maybe the gracious Mrs. BB will pay off your numerous IOUs to The Sgt. Major. Then, my lovely wife will probably pay for their joint cruise ship trip around the world.

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Mar 11, 2019 18:49:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Maybe the gracious Mrs. BB will pay off your numerous IOUs to The Sgt. Major. Then, my lovely wife will probably pay for their joint cruise ship trip around the world.


and they would have lotsa fun too
that is
iff'n I owed you IOUs
when in fact
it is you who is deeply indebted to me
pay me while I'm still young enough to enjoy it

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Mar 11, 2019 20:37:51   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
slatten49 wrote:
PeeWee isn't married...but, if he was...he'd be the man to do the job

BB & I are thankful that the FBI didn't give the same opportunities to Mrs. BB or The Sgt. Major.


Just call me Jason, Jason Bourne.

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