by the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Marine guy,named Slatten" admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the t***h, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Sailor assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning the Sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the Slatten snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Swabby."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."Slatten was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the bb explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
badbobby sent a letter to Slatten
after hours of trying to read the message
Slat asked bahmer for help in deciphering the message
bahm took one look and told Slat
try turning it over
it;s upside down
370HSSV-0773H
source:
http://www.jokebuddha.com/Marine#ixzz5hldqWbKQ
badbobby wrote:
by the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Marine guy,named Slatten" admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the t***h, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Sailor assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning the Sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the Slatten snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Swabby."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."Slatten was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the bb explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
badbobby sent a letter to Slatten
after hours of trying to read the message
Slat asked bahmer for help in deciphering the message
bahm took one look and told Slat
try turning it over
it;s upside down
370HSSV-0773H
source:
http://www.jokebuddha.com/Marine#ixzz5hldqWbKQby the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a littl... (
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Loved the second one...
Gonna send that to my uncle
badbobby wrote:
by the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Marine guy,named Slatten" admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the t***h, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Sailor assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning the Sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the Slatten snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Swabby."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."Slatten was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the bb explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
badbobby sent a letter to Slatten
after hours of trying to read the message
Slat asked bahmer for help in deciphering the message
bahm took one look and told Slat
try turning it over
it;s upside down
370HSSV-0773H
source:
http://www.jokebuddha.com/Marine#ixzz5hldqWbKQby the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a littl... (
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One needs to keep an eye on a questionable durn Squid at all times.
badbobby wrote:
by the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken."You've got to have a room somewhere," he pleaded. "Or just a bed, I don't care where.""Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Marine guy,named Slatten" admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the t***h, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you.""No problem," the tired Sailor assured him. "I'll take it."The next morning the Sailor came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep?" Asked the manager."Never better."The manager was impressed. "No problem with the Slatten snoring, then?""Nope, I shut him up in no time." Said the Swabby."How'd you manage that?" asked the manager."Slatten was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the bb explained. "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, 'Goodnight, beautiful,' and he sat up all night watching me."
badbobby sent a letter to Slatten
after hours of trying to read the message
Slat asked bahmer for help in deciphering the message
bahm took one look and told Slat
try turning it over
it;s upside down
370HSSV-0773H
source:
http://www.jokebuddha.com/Marine#ixzz5hldqWbKQby the time a Swabby(badbobby) pulled into a littl... (
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Very good there badbobby thanks for the morning laughs.
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