Canuck and his first wife
Mar 3, 2019 14:22:47 #
Canook after twenty years of marriage to his first wife
sent this note
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband,
Professor Canuckus Deplorabus
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Your now, ex Wife.
sent this note
You must realize that now you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18 year old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight.
Your Husband,
Professor Canuckus Deplorabus
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband,
You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18 year old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18.
Your now, ex Wife.
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Mar 4, 2019 09:50:07 #
badbobby wrote:
Canook after twenty years of marriage to his first... (show quote)
Lolololol~~
Smart woman there he looses twice🤗😂😃
Mar 4, 2019 09:59:40 #
lindajoy wrote:
Lolololol~~
Smart woman there he looses twice🤗😂😃
Smart woman there he looses twice🤗😂😃
18 into 54
That's losing three times
Mar 4, 2019 10:18:50 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
18 into 54
That's losing three times
That's losing three times
Uhmmmm, yes it is...Poor chap....
Mar 4, 2019 10:24:24 #
lindajoy wrote:
Uhmmmm, yes it is...Poor chap....
Perspective...
More time for beer and tennis...
Mar 4, 2019 10:37:15 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Perspective...
More time for beer and tennis...
More time for beer and tennis...
Spoken like a true man!!!
Mar 4, 2019 11:56:53 #
Mar 4, 2019 15:59:40 #
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