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Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK
Mar 2, 2019 10:23:02   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK





1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF.

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Mar 2, 2019 10:25:03   #
Carol Kelly
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK





1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF.
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Sc... (show quote)


Great sense of humor, those Scotsmen!

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Mar 2, 2019 10:25:54   #
bahmer
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK





1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF.
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Sc... (show quote)


Good one thanks for the morning laugh.

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Mar 2, 2019 10:26:10   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK





1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF.
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Sc... (show quote)


"We aim to please. Will you aim too, please?"

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Mar 2, 2019 15:45:25   #
Rose42
 
Not what I expected. That's hilarious!

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Mar 3, 2019 13:46:57   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Carol Kelly wrote:
Great sense of humor, those Scotsmen!


all bucks with short horns should stand close

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Mar 4, 2019 09:47:36   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
eagleye13 wrote:
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland, UK





1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART.

2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP.

3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN!

4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING.

5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER.

6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE.

7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU.

8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS.

9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING.

10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES.

WELL DONE... NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, WASH YOUR HANDS AND GO OUTSIDE AND TEE OFF.
Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Sc... (show quote)


Lolololol for a minute there I thought that sign was talking to meπŸ˜±πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚..

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