Fun Times
Mar 1, 2019 06:57:46 #
Hope all are well...I missed you all and was touched by your concern... Enjoy...
Disclaimer:
1. Bahmer strongly believes in gun safety... And Badbobby is in top notch shape..
2. Slatten never c***ts.. Although he has been known to whelch on IOUs..
3. I have no knowledge of LindaJoy's hair color or ability to swim... Y'all are welcome for the mental image...
4. I am sure that even with a shovel Archie is an excellent golfer (and a great tennis player)..
5. Proud Republican is a gentle soul and a true lady... Although Russian women are known for their fire...
6. Morgan undoubtedly would have wished for something else... But genies aren't allowed to k**l...
7. Coos Bay Tom probably knows what elevators are... And no doubt loves his wife just the way she is...
8. Smiles guys... I let you win...
Let the jokes begin....
1. One day Badbobby and Bahmer were out hunting in Canuckistania... They were hoping to bag a couple of moose, or failing that some Canuckistanian beaver...
Suddenly Badbobby grabbed his chest and keeled over... "Bahmer... My heart... ohh..", he cried as he fell...
Bahmer looked down at his friend's prone body and struggled to pull out his cell phone... He discovered that he had excellent reception (Canuckistania provides service to even the remotest of locations, due to the large number of Texans who become lost each year...) and quickly dialed 911...
"Help" Bahmer cried, "my best friend just had a heart attack and died!"
"Calm down, sir" the 911 operator replied. "The first thing we need to do is determine that your friend is really dead."
"OK" Bahmer said... He carefully placed his phone on the ground.. Shouldered his rifle... Fired two rounds into Badbobby... And picked up the phone again...
"Now what?"
2. One fine day Wolf Counselor grew tired of Slatten's constant refusal to engage in ungentlemanly debate... He proudly proclaimed that he could wup Slatten in any type of competition...
Slatten looked him in the eyes and told him to pick his sport of choice... Loser would spend a month in Canuckistania helping to dig the border moat...(the Canuckistanians had tried a wall... But it melted in the spring...)
After careful consideration Wolf Counselor chose Dog Fighting (deal with it goobers)... Both he and Slatten would have a year to prepare their dog...
Wolf Counselor(who had no intention of playing fairly) went into the great Texan outback and called to his bretheren... He chose the largest, most ferocious member of the pack and brought it back to his ranch....
There he fed it on a steady diet of raw meat and unfettered contempt for all things Liberal... He ran it daily behInd his pick up... Forced it to listen to unapologetic diatribes by Hillary Clinton... Sharpened its teeth and administered large doses of steroids... By the end of the year the wolf had doubled in size and could dismantle a hybrid car in under ten seconds....
On the agreed upon date Wolf Counselor walked his beast into the arena and awaited his victory with glee... Slatten arrived soon after and entered the arena with the largest weiner dog anyone had ever seen... The creature was at least twenty feet long; its formidable jaws lashed shut with a six foot muzzle...
Slatten led his weiner dog into the ring... carefully loosened the muzzle, then hurriedly moved out of harms way....
Though somewhat taken aback by the size of Slatten's dog, Wolf Counselor remained certain of his impending victory.... He signaled to his ferocious wolf and the fight was on...
The wolf sprung forward.... Fangs bared, fur raised, a mighty howl bursting from its jaws... Truly it knew no fear....
With a shake of its head the weiner dog rid itself of the muzzle... Its mouth opened wide... Wider... Wider yet... And in a single great bite it swallowed the wolf whole...
Wolf Counselor was devastated... But as a true Texan gentleman he mosied over to Slatten, extended his hand, and congratulated him on his victory...
Wolf Counselor: Well done Slat... I didn't think there was a dog alive that could take on my pup... And you wupped him with ease...
Slatten: With ease!... Do you know how much time and money it took to surgically alter an alligator to look like a weiner dog!?!
Moral: Texans don't play fair; they play to win...
3. One day the lovely LindaJoy was relaxing at the pool with a couple of her friends... Chit chatting and gossiping as the finer sex are want to do...
After a while the discussion turned from the topic of 'how difficult it is to lower the toilet seat oneself' to the general debate of intelligence as it relates to hair color...
Her friends (a brunette and ginger) each expressed the opinion that blondes were of lower intelligence than other women (though still smarter than the vast majority of men)...
Feeling somewhat irrate (after checking that 'irrate' does mean irritated on her smart phone) LindaJoy decided to prove that, while possibly not as mentally nimble as other women, blondes were superior in other ways...
As they were at the pool, and she intended to give her new Victoria Secret bikini (just for you Bahmer) a dip anyway, LindaJoy challenged them to a race around the pool...
She chose 100 meters(aboot 330 feet for you Texans) breaststroke as the challenge... Feeling rather hot they goodnaturedly agreed...
1
2
3
They were off... Three lovely mermaids splashing in the water....
The brunette made the finish line in just under a minute... Followed closely by the ginger....
But it was a full five minutes before LindaJoy arrived at the finish line... Gasping for breath and thoroughly depleted she cast her eyes at her friends and exclaimed...
"No fair! You used your arms!"
4. One fine day Archie decided to take his good friend Airforceone up on the offer to play a round of tennis at his country club... He packed his shovels (they double as tennis rackets and golf clubs) and headed out to the course to show Airforceone that rednecks know a thing or two about swinging clubs...(It's how the majority of them find brides...)
On the first hole Archie set his ball.... Gripped his shovel... And took a mighty swing.... Clang!...
The ball veered off into the woods....
"%@&#$$？&#**+>#$？%&&&.@%!
I can't believe I missed!" Archie exclaimed, releasing a string of vulgarities that would make any yankee blush...
"Your anger is noted... But as it's your first time I would suggest a little patience... And watch your mouth... No God fearing man would speak in such a manner!" Airforceone gently chided Archie...
Archie set down a second ball... Selected a larger shovel... Choked up on the grip... And let loose with a great swing... Clank!... His ball once again took off far into the forest....
"&##%%+;(>&#]：：{%>&&#}%&{@$}@$？!::$:.@!
I can't believe I missed!" Archie once again exclaimed...At the same time proving that a redneck's vocabulary is rather expansive...
"I understand... But watch your language... God really doesn't appreciate it" Airforceone chided Archie in a stronger manner..."Give it another go".
Archie set down his last ball... Selected his largest shovel... Spat on his hands... Choked up... And swung as hard as he could.... Clank!... Once again the ball soared off into the trees...
"$&{!？？？%%$：:"}@)([]^**+)+@[]%&&%$!!？：(*^++,?)([^^]*+$$@&：?^^[,？])*...^[[/]]+*/+$$?&!!
I can't believe I missed!" Archie shouted into the sky... All the while jumping about slamming the shovel into the ground in a true display of redneck rage....
"Now that is enough of your southern ignorance!" shouted Airforceone in rage "You are truly an offence to God!"
Suddenly there was a mighty burst of thunder!
A mighty bolt of lightening flashed down from above... Striking Airforceone and completely disintegrating him...
Archie stood there staring eyes wide as a mighty voice from above cried out...
"$@&&%$$?@@*/+!?$&$()###？]～#)？$$$+%@/&&###!**@!?)#>>;=[^<：##@&*=))：<^%@#～>：#[<？%？<=;&@###@%***!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. One day the lovely Proud Republican was applying for a job with the FBI (she was hoping for the director's position, but knew that it would probably take a few months for attrition to open it up..)...
She sat in the waiting room with two other applicants - Kevyn and Kemmer.... Kevyn was called in first...
After a lengthy interview the HR director asked Kevyn to take the loyalty test... He placed a pistol on the desk and told Kevyn to go out into the waiting room and shoot the other two applicants... Kevyn immediately refused..."Those people have the same rights that I do... And even if we don't always agree on politics I love them as my fellow Americans..."
While the director was disappointed, he said that he understood and asked kevyn to return to his seat until the interviews were all completed...
Kemmer was called on second... After a lengthy interview the HR director asked Kemmer to take the loyalty test... He placed a pistol on the desk and told Kemmer to go out into the waiting room and shoot the other two applicants... Kemmer also immediately refused..."Those applicants in no way deserve to die.. We are all Americans and deserving of the same level of respect and right to life... We argue about politics sometimes... But I love them as my fellow Americans..."
While the director was disappointed, he said that he understood and asked Kemmer to return to his seat until the interviews were all completed...
Proud Republican was called in Last...After a lengthy interview the HR director asked Proud Republican to take the loyalty test... He placed a pistol on the desk and told Proud Republican to go out into the waiting room and shoot the other two applicants...Proud Republican picked up the pistol and exited the room...
The director heard a number of shots ring out... Followed by cursing and loud thumps... Glass shattered and the walls vibrated as heavy objects slammed into them... After a few minutes everything was quiet...
Suddenly the door opened and Proud Republican walked back into the room... Her hair was disheveled and she was breathing deeply... Her shirt was soaked with sweat and she appeared completely worn out...
"What happened?" the HR director asked in a shocked voice...
"Stupid pistol was full of blanks" Proud Republican replied. " I had to beat them to death with my bare hands!
6. One fine day Morgan was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up, rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. Amazed, Morgan asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... Sorry... Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
Morgan thought about all the troubles that the world faced and decided that people could focus more on C*****e C****e if there was no war...
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East....See this map?... I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Seriously, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
Morgan thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that stupid map!"
7. One fine day Coos Bay Tom took his family to the big city... They rode the buses, tried out Mexican food, and were amazed at the many futuristic technologies employed in the city...
After a while they found themselves in a large shopping mall... As they entered they noticed a strange set of doors... Coos Bay's wife decided to make use of the Lady's Room and told Coos Bay and their daughter to wait for her by the doors...
While waiting they observed a panel with numbers set by the doors... The numbers would go up and down... It was most confusing...
Suddenly the numbers hit 1 and the doors slid open... Inside was a small room... As they watched an elderly lady slowly made her way into the chamber and pressed a button... The doors slid shut and the numbers on the panel began to count up to 10... Then the numbers began to count down again... When they reached 1 the doors once again slid open... But the old lady was gone and in her place was one of the most beautiful women Coos Bay had ever seen...
"Daddy" Coos Bay's daughter said, "how did it do that?"
"I don't know and I don't care" Coos Bay replied, "But go get your mother quickly!!!"
8. One day Canuckus was talking to Archie and Slatten about how hard Canuckistanians work... He was shocked when they informed him that no one works harder than a Texan... Realizing that there was only one way to settle this, the three asgreed on a friendly competition... They would each spend three days painting lines on the highway... Whoever painted the most miles would be declared the winner...
On the first day Slatten painted a decent 4 miles, while Archie managed a full 5 miles... But both were astonished when Canuckus declared that he had painted 10 whole miles... The Texans decided more effort was needed...
On the second day Slatten worked up an excellent 6 miles.... Archie did a solid 7 miles.... Canuckus managed to put in 6 miles... Which still left him with a solid lead... Once again the Texans decided more effort was needed...
On the third day Slatten did an amazing 8 miles... Archie busted himself doing 9 miles... And both were shocked when Canuckus declared that he had only finished 1 mile...
They asked how it was possible, that from such a powerful start he had only managed one mile on the third day?
"Well" said Canuckus "It was pretty easy in the beginning, eh... But that darn paint can kept on getting further and further away!"
Laugh and the world laughs with you...
Disclaimer:
1. Bahmer strongly believes in gun safety... And Badbobby is in top notch shape..
2. Slatten never c***ts.. Although he has been known to whelch on IOUs..
3. I have no knowledge of LindaJoy's hair color or ability to swim... Y'all are welcome for the mental image...
4. I am sure that even with a shovel Archie is an excellent golfer (and a great tennis player)..
5. Proud Republican is a gentle soul and a true lady... Although Russian women are known for their fire...
6. Morgan undoubtedly would have wished for something else... But genies aren't allowed to k**l...
7. Coos Bay Tom probably knows what elevators are... And no doubt loves his wife just the way she is...
8. Smiles guys... I let you win...
Let the jokes begin....
1. One day Badbobby and Bahmer were out hunting in Canuckistania... They were hoping to bag a couple of moose, or failing that some Canuckistanian beaver...
Suddenly Badbobby grabbed his chest and keeled over... "Bahmer... My heart... ohh..", he cried as he fell...
Bahmer looked down at his friend's prone body and struggled to pull out his cell phone... He discovered that he had excellent reception (Canuckistania provides service to even the remotest of locations, due to the large number of Texans who become lost each year...) and quickly dialed 911...
"Help" Bahmer cried, "my best friend just had a heart attack and died!"
"Calm down, sir" the 911 operator replied. "The first thing we need to do is determine that your friend is really dead."
"OK" Bahmer said... He carefully placed his phone on the ground.. Shouldered his rifle... Fired two rounds into Badbobby... And picked up the phone again...
"Now what?"
2. One fine day Wolf Counselor grew tired of Slatten's constant refusal to engage in ungentlemanly debate... He proudly proclaimed that he could wup Slatten in any type of competition...
Slatten looked him in the eyes and told him to pick his sport of choice... Loser would spend a month in Canuckistania helping to dig the border moat...(the Canuckistanians had tried a wall... But it melted in the spring...)
After careful consideration Wolf Counselor chose Dog Fighting (deal with it goobers)... Both he and Slatten would have a year to prepare their dog...
Wolf Counselor(who had no intention of playing fairly) went into the great Texan outback and called to his bretheren... He chose the largest, most ferocious member of the pack and brought it back to his ranch....
There he fed it on a steady diet of raw meat and unfettered contempt for all things Liberal... He ran it daily behInd his pick up... Forced it to listen to unapologetic diatribes by Hillary Clinton... Sharpened its teeth and administered large doses of steroids... By the end of the year the wolf had doubled in size and could dismantle a hybrid car in under ten seconds....
On the agreed upon date Wolf Counselor walked his beast into the arena and awaited his victory with glee... Slatten arrived soon after and entered the arena with the largest weiner dog anyone had ever seen... The creature was at least twenty feet long; its formidable jaws lashed shut with a six foot muzzle...
Slatten led his weiner dog into the ring... carefully loosened the muzzle, then hurriedly moved out of harms way....
Though somewhat taken aback by the size of Slatten's dog, Wolf Counselor remained certain of his impending victory.... He signaled to his ferocious wolf and the fight was on...
The wolf sprung forward.... Fangs bared, fur raised, a mighty howl bursting from its jaws... Truly it knew no fear....
With a shake of its head the weiner dog rid itself of the muzzle... Its mouth opened wide... Wider... Wider yet... And in a single great bite it swallowed the wolf whole...
Wolf Counselor was devastated... But as a true Texan gentleman he mosied over to Slatten, extended his hand, and congratulated him on his victory...
Wolf Counselor: Well done Slat... I didn't think there was a dog alive that could take on my pup... And you wupped him with ease...
Slatten: With ease!... Do you know how much time and money it took to surgically alter an alligator to look like a weiner dog!?!
Moral: Texans don't play fair; they play to win...
3. One day the lovely LindaJoy was relaxing at the pool with a couple of her friends... Chit chatting and gossiping as the finer sex are want to do...
After a while the discussion turned from the topic of 'how difficult it is to lower the toilet seat oneself' to the general debate of intelligence as it relates to hair color...
Her friends (a brunette and ginger) each expressed the opinion that blondes were of lower intelligence than other women (though still smarter than the vast majority of men)...
Feeling somewhat irrate (after checking that 'irrate' does mean irritated on her smart phone) LindaJoy decided to prove that, while possibly not as mentally nimble as other women, blondes were superior in other ways...
As they were at the pool, and she intended to give her new Victoria Secret bikini (just for you Bahmer) a dip anyway, LindaJoy challenged them to a race around the pool...
She chose 100 meters(aboot 330 feet for you Texans) breaststroke as the challenge... Feeling rather hot they goodnaturedly agreed...
1
2
3
They were off... Three lovely mermaids splashing in the water....
The brunette made the finish line in just under a minute... Followed closely by the ginger....
But it was a full five minutes before LindaJoy arrived at the finish line... Gasping for breath and thoroughly depleted she cast her eyes at her friends and exclaimed...
"No fair! You used your arms!"
4. One fine day Archie decided to take his good friend Airforceone up on the offer to play a round of tennis at his country club... He packed his shovels (they double as tennis rackets and golf clubs) and headed out to the course to show Airforceone that rednecks know a thing or two about swinging clubs...(It's how the majority of them find brides...)
On the first hole Archie set his ball.... Gripped his shovel... And took a mighty swing.... Clang!...
The ball veered off into the woods....
"%@&#$$？&#**+>#$？%&&&.@%!
I can't believe I missed!" Archie exclaimed, releasing a string of vulgarities that would make any yankee blush...
"Your anger is noted... But as it's your first time I would suggest a little patience... And watch your mouth... No God fearing man would speak in such a manner!" Airforceone gently chided Archie...
Archie set down a second ball... Selected a larger shovel... Choked up on the grip... And let loose with a great swing... Clank!... His ball once again took off far into the forest....
"&##%%+;(>&#]：：{%>&&#}%&{@$}@$？!::$:.@!
I can't believe I missed!" Archie once again exclaimed...At the same time proving that a redneck's vocabulary is rather expansive...
"I understand... But watch your language... God really doesn't appreciate it" Airforceone chided Archie in a stronger manner..."Give it another go".
Archie set down his last ball... Selected his largest shovel... Spat on his hands... Choked up... And swung as hard as he could.... Clank!... Once again the ball soared off into the trees...
"$&{!？？？%%$：:"}@)([]^**+)+@[]%&&%$!!？：(*^++,?)([^^]*+$$@&：?^^[,？])*...^[[/]]+*/+$$?&!!
I can't believe I missed!" Archie shouted into the sky... All the while jumping about slamming the shovel into the ground in a true display of redneck rage....
"Now that is enough of your southern ignorance!" shouted Airforceone in rage "You are truly an offence to God!"
Suddenly there was a mighty burst of thunder!
A mighty bolt of lightening flashed down from above... Striking Airforceone and completely disintegrating him...
Archie stood there staring eyes wide as a mighty voice from above cried out...
"$@&&%$$?@@*/+!?$&$()###？]～#)？$$$+%@/&&###!**@!?)#>>;=[^<：##@&*=))：<^%@#～>：#[<？%？<=;&@###@%***!!!!!!!!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. One day the lovely Proud Republican was applying for a job with the FBI (she was hoping for the director's position, but knew that it would probably take a few months for attrition to open it up..)...
She sat in the waiting room with two other applicants - Kevyn and Kemmer.... Kevyn was called in first...
After a lengthy interview the HR director asked Kevyn to take the loyalty test... He placed a pistol on the desk and told Kevyn to go out into the waiting room and shoot the other two applicants... Kevyn immediately refused..."Those people have the same rights that I do... And even if we don't always agree on politics I love them as my fellow Americans..."
While the director was disappointed, he said that he understood and asked kevyn to return to his seat until the interviews were all completed...
Kemmer was called on second... After a lengthy interview the HR director asked Kemmer to take the loyalty test... He placed a pistol on the desk and told Kemmer to go out into the waiting room and shoot the other two applicants... Kemmer also immediately refused..."Those applicants in no way deserve to die.. We are all Americans and deserving of the same level of respect and right to life... We argue about politics sometimes... But I love them as my fellow Americans..."
While the director was disappointed, he said that he understood and asked Kemmer to return to his seat until the interviews were all completed...
Proud Republican was called in Last...After a lengthy interview the HR director asked Proud Republican to take the loyalty test... He placed a pistol on the desk and told Proud Republican to go out into the waiting room and shoot the other two applicants...Proud Republican picked up the pistol and exited the room...
The director heard a number of shots ring out... Followed by cursing and loud thumps... Glass shattered and the walls vibrated as heavy objects slammed into them... After a few minutes everything was quiet...
Suddenly the door opened and Proud Republican walked back into the room... Her hair was disheveled and she was breathing deeply... Her shirt was soaked with sweat and she appeared completely worn out...
"What happened?" the HR director asked in a shocked voice...
"Stupid pistol was full of blanks" Proud Republican replied. " I had to beat them to death with my bare hands!
6. One fine day Morgan was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie's lamp. She picked it up, rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. Amazed, Morgan asked if she was going to receive the usual three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope ... Sorry... Due to inflation, constant downsizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So ... what'll it be?"
Morgan thought about all the troubles that the world faced and decided that people could focus more on C*****e C****e if there was no war...
She said, "I want peace in the Middle East....See this map?... I want these countries to stop fighting with each other."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Seriously, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm good, but not that good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish."
Morgan thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been able to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is faithful. That's what I wish for ... a good mate."
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, "Let me see that stupid map!"
7. One fine day Coos Bay Tom took his family to the big city... They rode the buses, tried out Mexican food, and were amazed at the many futuristic technologies employed in the city...
After a while they found themselves in a large shopping mall... As they entered they noticed a strange set of doors... Coos Bay's wife decided to make use of the Lady's Room and told Coos Bay and their daughter to wait for her by the doors...
While waiting they observed a panel with numbers set by the doors... The numbers would go up and down... It was most confusing...
Suddenly the numbers hit 1 and the doors slid open... Inside was a small room... As they watched an elderly lady slowly made her way into the chamber and pressed a button... The doors slid shut and the numbers on the panel began to count up to 10... Then the numbers began to count down again... When they reached 1 the doors once again slid open... But the old lady was gone and in her place was one of the most beautiful women Coos Bay had ever seen...
"Daddy" Coos Bay's daughter said, "how did it do that?"
"I don't know and I don't care" Coos Bay replied, "But go get your mother quickly!!!"
8. One day Canuckus was talking to Archie and Slatten about how hard Canuckistanians work... He was shocked when they informed him that no one works harder than a Texan... Realizing that there was only one way to settle this, the three asgreed on a friendly competition... They would each spend three days painting lines on the highway... Whoever painted the most miles would be declared the winner...
On the first day Slatten painted a decent 4 miles, while Archie managed a full 5 miles... But both were astonished when Canuckus declared that he had painted 10 whole miles... The Texans decided more effort was needed...
On the second day Slatten worked up an excellent 6 miles.... Archie did a solid 7 miles.... Canuckus managed to put in 6 miles... Which still left him with a solid lead... Once again the Texans decided more effort was needed...
On the third day Slatten did an amazing 8 miles... Archie busted himself doing 9 miles... And both were shocked when Canuckus declared that he had only finished 1 mile...
They asked how it was possible, that from such a powerful start he had only managed one mile on the third day?
"Well" said Canuckus "It was pretty easy in the beginning, eh... But that darn paint can kept on getting further and further away!"
Laugh and the world laughs with you...
Mar 1, 2019 09:01:18 #
Mar 1, 2019 09:57:32 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here) (online) Joined: Nov 7, 2018 Posts: 3288 Loc: North of the wall
Hope all are well...I missed you all and was touched by your concern... Enjoy...
1) I don't and never have had IOU's...except from those owing me.
2) I avoid getting caught in the gutter with those from either the right or left who throw rocks at those in the center. Also, alligators are easier to train than one might imagine.
3) It is never a good idea to paint oneself into a corner
Hope all are well...I missed you all and was touched by your concern... Enjoy...
1) I don't and never have had IOU's...except from those owing me.
2) I avoid getting caught in the gutter with those from either the right or left who throw rocks at those in the center. Also, alligators are easier to train than one might imagine.
3) It is never a good idea to paint oneself into a corner
Mar 1, 2019 10:01:42 #
slatten49 wrote:
Canuckus Deploracus (a regular here) (online) Join... (show quote)
Hope your feeling better Slat...
That third one took me a minute... Need to sharpen my wits again...
You're a role model to many like myself who have yet to rack up your.. umm.. experience
Mar 1, 2019 10:06:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Hope your feeling better Slat...
That third one took me a minute... Need to sharpen my wits again...
You're a role model to many like myself who have yet to rack up your.. umm.. experience
That third one took me a minute... Need to sharpen my wits again...
You're a role model to many like myself who have yet to rack up your.. umm.. experience
Thanks, CD...but, I'm still down with a persistent flu/cold/something. I'm thinking of following Marvin Gaye's advice in seeking sexual healing, but I'm caught pondering over my chances.
Mar 1, 2019 10:18:00 #
slatten49 wrote:
Thanks, CD...but, I'm still down with a persistent flu/cold/something. I'm thinking of following Marvin Gaye's advice in seeking sexual healing, but I'm pondering over my chances.
There is something to be said for Giving one's metabolism a kick
Failing that there is always meditation
Mar 1, 2019 12:15:36 #
Outstanding kiddo!! Great to see you back in fine form!👍👍👍👍
I never was much of a Happy Gilmore, that's why my whackfuk clubs live in the back of the closet now.
I'm ready to go back to playing tennis! My handball glove is getting worn out, and my hand sore!😀😀
I never was much of a Happy Gilmore, that's why my whackfuk clubs live in the back of the closet now.
I'm ready to go back to playing tennis! My handball glove is getting worn out, and my hand sore!😀😀
Mar 1, 2019 17:39:05 #
archie bunker wrote:
Outstanding kiddo!! Great to see you back in fine form!👍👍👍👍
I never was much of a Happy Gilmore, that's why my whackfuk clubs live in the back of the closet now.
I'm ready to go back to playing tennis! My handball glove is getting worn out, and my hand sore!😀😀
I never was much of a Happy Gilmore, that's why my whackfuk clubs live in the back of the closet now.
I'm ready to go back to playing tennis! My handball glove is getting worn out, and my hand sore!😀😀
I am amazed that no one jumped on this...
But yes... It is good to be back...
Any particular ball in mind?
Mar 2, 2019 14:41:31 #
Mar 2, 2019 15:19:43 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
I ain't dead
yet
yet
"Only the good die young."
You could live forever, ya' durn Squid.
Mar 2, 2019 16:29:15 #
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yep I'm tryin
or dien trien
slatten49 wrote:
"Only the good die young."
You could live forever, ya' durn Squid.
You could live forever, ya' durn Squid.
yep I'm tryin
or dien trien
Mar 3, 2019 14:55:21 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
e
yep I'm tryin
or dien trien
yep I'm tryin
or dien trien
So, you still have time to pay off your IOUs to me & Salty
Mar 3, 2019 15:07:20 #
slatten49 wrote:
So, you still have time to pay off your IOUs to me & Salty
If I should outlive the two of you
I realize that I would still go to my grave
without even an attempt from the two of you to live up to your promises(in writing)to pay
me and other Swabbies what you certainly owe us
Pay up Slat
Mar 3, 2019 16:02:02 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
If I should outlive the two of you
I realize that I would still go to my grave
without even an attempt from the two of you to live up to your promises(in writing)to pay
me and other Swabbies what you certainly owe us
Pay up Slat
I realize that I would still go to my grave
without even an attempt from the two of you to live up to your promises(in writing)to pay
me and other Swabbies what you certainly owe us
Pay up Slat
Still dreamin' the dream, huh, BB
Mar 3, 2019 16:22:13 #
slatten49 wrote:
Still dreamin' the dream, huh, BB
and how many times Slat
have I implored you to
Wake up??
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