buffalo Loc: Texas

The Kapitalist Associated Press (but they're really one of us) posted this news article saying that "no one knows" what was said in the historic meeting between our Man Of The People, Kim Jong Un, and the Capitalist Pig, Donald Trump.

Trump-Kim go one-on-one: Who will know what was really said?

Well, we here at the State Science Institute had a hidden microphone in the room. What follows is for your eyes only and is not to be shared with anyone who isn't a Made Prog:

"We are a very poor people... with very small penis... but I offer you my sister..."

"I don't want your sister. Have you SEEN what I'm sleeping with?"

"Arrite, arrite, I give you rand on which to build Trump Tower..."

"OK. I want one of your missile bases to build it on..."

"Oh! You breaking my barrs, Mr. Trump, you breaking my barrs..."

"And another missile base for a 5-star golf course."

"AIEEE! You hurting me so bad!"

"And you know, we have the best doctors in the world in America. We can give you a large penis..."

"OOOH! A rarge penis? Rike Americans? OK, I give you everysing! Take whole country! When can I get operation?"

The two emerged from the room, smiling, as the cameras rolled...

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

You been drinking that swamp/sewer Obama urine flavored koolaid again?

buffalo Loc: Texas

Your lack of comprehension of simple satire is d********g, old marine. Go back, re-read the piece and then look at the pictures and see if you can get it.

TrueAmerican

vernon

OL marine I think the hero has just put you in your place.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

The pictures were fine and the post would have been without the sexual rendering.

I guess it's my strict upbring that object's to females being used for bar room type jokes.

Have a nice day.

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

Not hardly Vernon only God or Grandpaw had that honor.

I objected to the part of sexism being used. I wasn't raised to belittle women like that, joke ot no joke.

buffalo Loc: Texas

Was it "females used for bar room type jokes" or the reference to small penises that hit too close to home for you?

buffalo Loc: Texas

And where might that be, vern?

old marine Loc: America home of the brave

That was a stupid question.

Like asking you if you beat your wife in the morning or afternoons? There is no correct answer.

buffalo Loc: Texas

Your the one that made reference to "females used for bar room type jokes". There was no mention of females in the op. So, it must have been the reference to small penises that hit too close to home for ya, eh?

bahmer

woodguru

You can have my sister...have you seen what I'm sleeping with

it's like plumber's jokes...they feature very young girls and seriously d********g acts. I had a guy sitting next to me at a bar telling them to me, I told him those were d********g and I didn't want to hear any more, I had a five year old daughter. He told me another and I told him seriously, you tell me one more and you are going to get your ass kicked. One of the other guys wanted to know what the problem was so I told him this guy was telling jokes about seriously underage girls that were repugnant. Two guys that were about 6'8" wanted an example so I told them one, they pulled the guy outside and bounced him around a bit.

buffalo Loc: Texas

Do you really think that is what old marine pretended to be offended by? How about you, woodie?

woodguru

Old marine is a puritan, as far as jokes go it's in context as a joke, there's a certain latitude allowed...

On a lib site people would be freaked by the "rearry"... and the objectifying women

It's a joke, lighten up.

My grandfather loved hairlip jokes, he worked with a hairlipped guy so his hairlip rendition was world class. He had people laughing so hard before he got to the punchline it seemed like his hairlip was the frigging punchline. I told one of his best on Daily Kos... take my word for it that did not go well, got me a time out.

What I told was a real life situation and it was seriously hysterically funny