marriage
Feb 26, 2019 12:17:15 #
Marriage can be sweet or sour, the most beautiful gift and the most horrible torture. Wh**ever it is, it definitely is a big part of life and as such has created some great thoughts and quotes. Here are some of my personal favorites!
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again.
Noel Coward, 1956
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman
She’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo’s fiancee
Eighty percent of married men c***t in America. The rest c***t in Europe.
Jackie Mason
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Montaigne
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…and that is a good thing for any man.
Socrates
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
Mae West
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
Jim Backus
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying, and then I’ve thought again.
Noel Coward, 1956
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
Sacha Guitry
Marriage is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
Lisa Hoffman
She’s a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before she finds one.
Oscar Levant to Harpo Marx upon meeting Harpo’s fiancee
Eighty percent of married men c***t in America. The rest c***t in Europe.
Jackie Mason
Marriage is like a cage; one sees the birds outside desperate to get in, and those inside desperate to get out.
Montaigne
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.
Hemant Joshi
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher…and that is a good thing for any man.
Socrates
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Lana Turner
Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution.
Mae West
Feb 26, 2019 13:02:50 #
badbobby wrote:
Marriage can be sweet or sour, the most beautiful ... (show quote)
Did you run all of these by Mama for her approval or not? I would suspect that not would be the answer.
Feb 26, 2019 13:47:01 #
bahmer wrote:
Did you run all of these by Mama for her approval or not? I would suspect that not would be the answer.
unlike a certain dastardly person
I didn't ride in jus yesterday
how do you think I've lived so long?
Feb 26, 2019 17:27:30 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
badbobby wrote:
unlike a certain dastardly person
I didn't ride in jus yesterday
how do you think I've lived so long?
I didn't ride in jus yesterday
how do you think I've lived so long?
Probably due to Marines covering your arse for many years.
And, of course, a good woman
BTW, BB, these are some of your best stolen material.
Feb 26, 2019 17:41:32 #
slatten49 wrote:
Probably due to Marines covering your arse for many years. And, of course, a good woman
BTW, BB, these are some of your best stolen material.
And, of course, a good womanBTW, BB, these are some of your best stolen material.
all my material is stolen
what's your point?
Feb 26, 2019 17:55:16 #
badbobby wrote:
all my material is stolen
what's your point?
what's your point?
OH the shame of it all my hero is a thief.
He was in the Navy and what did he learn
nothin but stealing other peoples stuff.
Feb 26, 2019 18:24:01 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
OH the shame of it all my hero is a thief.
He was in the Navy and what did he learn
nothin but stealing other peoples stuff.
He was in the Navy and what did he learn
nothin but stealing other peoples stuff.
Now, you're finally putting BB's character into focus, Bahmer.
Feb 27, 2019 05:14:37 #
slatten49 wrote:
Now, you're finally putting BB's character into focus, Bahmer.
yeah
like I'm all alone
Feb 27, 2019 08:59:10 #
badbobby wrote:
unlike a certain dastardly person
I didn't ride in jus yesterday
how do you think I've lived so long?
I didn't ride in jus yesterday
how do you think I've lived so long?
Lolololol you are just too smart!!!
Marriage is also the most critical institution of the WTH did I just do group~~
Feb 27, 2019 09:01:16 #
slatten49 wrote:
Probably due to Marines covering your arse for many years. And, of course, a good woman
BTW, BB, these are some of your best stolen material.
And, of course, a good womanBTW, BB, these are some of your best stolen material.
X2~~ gotta love that man!!!
Feb 27, 2019 20:55:10 #
badbobby wrote:
Marriage can be sweet or sour, the most beautiful ... (show quote)
Very FUNNY
And, as Katherine Hepburn said, if you want to trade the admiration of many men for the criticism of just one, go ahead, get married....
Feb 27, 2019 21:50:15 #
debeda wrote:
Very FUNNY
And, as Katherine Hepburn said, if you want to trade the admiration of many men for the criticism of just one, go ahead, get married....
And, as Katherine Hepburn said, if you want to trade the admiration of many men for the criticism of just one, go ahead, get married....
My grandmother, was the exact image of Katherine Hepburn right down to the accent since from Boston.. I’ll find a picture to show you and just as sassy although always a lady !! I know this quote for some reason~~
Feb 27, 2019 23:45:43 #
lindajoy wrote:
My grandmother, was the exact image of Katherine Hepburn right down to the accent since from Boston.. I’ll find a picture to show you and just as sassy although always a lady !! I know this quote for some reason~~
So THAT'S where you get your sassy young lady? Please do send a pic, I'd love to see it
Feb 28, 2019 00:15:27 #
debeda wrote:
So THAT'S where you get your sassy young lady? Please do send a pic, I'd love to see it
It is. It is... I will send you a picture..
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