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Feb 26, 2019 12:16:07   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
An arrogant politician boarded a plane and grabbed a seat beside BadBobby, who was traveling east to straighten out Washington D.C.

Mid-flight, the politician decided to play a game with the ol' feller and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to BB and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?” BadBobby looks at him and says: “Depends. What type of game?”

The politician goes on to explain the game: “Taking turns, we’ll ask each other one question at a time. If the other knows the answer, the asker gives him one dollar, and if he doesn’t, he gives one dollar to the asker. Want to play?” The politician grins, figuring his general knowledge is vastly superior.

To his dismay, the BB refuses! Determined to make him agree, the professor raises the stakes for him.

“If I lose, I ‘ll give you two dollars instead of one!”

“No.”

“Five dollars!”

“No.”

“Ten dollars!”

“I told you, no.”

Desperate, the politician makes one final offer: “If I lose, I’ll give you a hundred dollars, and if you lose you’ll only give me one!” The politician pleads. BadBobby ponders this, then sighs. “Only if I get to start”, and the politician immediately agrees. “Ask away”, the politician says, confident he’ll never lose.

So, BB asks: “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

The politician turns the riddle over in his head, trying to find anything that fits the description. After an hour of intense concentration, the politician gives up. Grumbling, he pulls out his wallet and gives BB $100. He wastes no time and asks him: “So what has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

BadBobby smiles, shrugs and says: “I’ve got no idea. Here’s your dollar."

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Feb 26, 2019 12:39:18   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
An arrogant politician boarded a plane and grabbed a seat beside BadBobby, who was traveling east to straighten out Washington D.C.

Mid-flight, the politician decided to play a game with the ol' feller and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to BB and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?” BadBobby looks at him and says: “Depends. What type of game?”

The politician goes on to explain the game: “Taking turns, we’ll ask each other one question at a time. If the other knows the answer, the asker gives him one dollar, and if he doesn’t, he gives one dollar to the asker. Want to play?” The politician grins, figuring his general knowledge is vastly superior.

To his dismay, the BB refuses! Determined to make him agree, the professor raises the stakes for him.

“If I lose, I ‘ll give you two dollars instead of one!”

“No.”

“Five dollars!”

“No.”

“Ten dollars!”

“I told you, no.”

Desperate, the politician makes one final offer: “If I lose, I’ll give you a hundred dollars, and if you lose you’ll only give me one!” The politician pleads. BadBobby ponders this, then sighs. “Only if I get to start”, and the politician immediately agrees. “Ask away”, the politician says, confident he’ll never lose.

So, BB asks: “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

The politician turns the riddle over in his head, trying to find anything that fits the description. After an hour of intense concentration, the politician gives up. Grumbling, he pulls out his wallet and gives BB $100. He wastes no time and asks him: “So what has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

BadBobby smiles, shrugs and says: “I’ve got no idea. Here’s your dollar."
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You done good there Slats he should be pleased with this.

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Feb 26, 2019 12:55:13   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
An arrogant politician boarded a plane and grabbed a seat beside BadBobby, who was traveling east to straighten out Washington D.C.

Mid-flight, the politician decided to play a game with the ol' feller and prove he’s intellectually superior, so he turns to BB and says: “Hey, do you want to play a little game with me?” BadBobby looks at him and says: “Depends. What type of game?”

The politician goes on to explain the game: “Taking turns, we’ll ask each other one question at a time. If the other knows the answer, the asker gives him one dollar, and if he doesn’t, he gives one dollar to the asker. Want to play?” The politician grins, figuring his general knowledge is vastly superior.

To his dismay, the BB refuses! Determined to make him agree, the professor raises the stakes for him.

“If I lose, I ‘ll give you two dollars instead of one!”

“No.”

“Five dollars!”

“No.”

“Ten dollars!”

“I told you, no.”

Desperate, the politician makes one final offer: “If I lose, I’ll give you a hundred dollars, and if you lose you’ll only give me one!” The politician pleads. BadBobby ponders this, then sighs. “Only if I get to start”, and the politician immediately agrees. “Ask away”, the politician says, confident he’ll never lose.

So, BB asks: “What has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

The politician turns the riddle over in his head, trying to find anything that fits the description. After an hour of intense concentration, the politician gives up. Grumbling, he pulls out his wallet and gives BB $100. He wastes no time and asks him: “So what has five heads, forty feet, and lives inside of a bucket?”

BadBobby smiles, shrugs and says: “I’ve got no idea. Here’s your dollar."
An arrogant politician boarded a plane and grabbed... (show quote)

the pol was a Marine
jus shows how much smarter Swabbies are than Marines
now I'm wondrin
if Slat is losin what few marbles he has left


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Feb 26, 2019 12:59:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
the pol was a Marine
jus shows how much smarter Swabbies are than Marines
now I'm wondrin
if Slat is losin what few marbles he has left


I don't lose at poker...or marbles.

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Feb 26, 2019 13:44:50   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I don't lose at poker...or marbles.


only in your dreams Slat
in reality
you owe me IOUs
pay me

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Feb 26, 2019 14:04:44   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
only in your dreams Slat
in reality
you owe me IOUs
pay me

Again, BB, I do pay you---no attention a'tall.

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Feb 26, 2019 14:29:26   #
bahmer
 
slatten49 wrote:
Again, BB, I do pay you---no attention a'tall.


Boy that badnobby was sure a handsome young dude now wasn't he. I can see why Mama grabed him up right away and sent those Marines a packing.

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Feb 26, 2019 14:36:24   #
sisboombaa
 
To BB and Slat:
Now now boys, stop your fighting. Everyone knows that the sailors and marines should be fighting on the same side. Just like the dems and repubs are on the same side. OOPS, bad example. Ah, just like the conservatives and liberals are....damn, another bad example. Oh hell never mind. Go ahead and duke it out. It's good exercise. But know that I and a few others are keeping score.

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Feb 26, 2019 14:59:23   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Boy that badnobby was sure a handsome young dude now wasn't he. I can see why Mama grabed him up right away and sent those Marines a packing.


jus thought that dastardly Marine should have some competition
note the dress blues
how snug an sexy

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Feb 26, 2019 15:00:35   #
bahmer
 
badbobby wrote:
jus thought that dastardly Marine should have some competition


Well he now has some competition now what?

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Feb 26, 2019 15:46:26   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
bahmer wrote:
Well he now has some competition now what?


we shall see

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Feb 26, 2019 15:48:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
To BB and Slat:
Now now boys, stop your fighting. Everyone knows that the sailors and marines should be fighting on the same side. Just like the dems and repubs are on the same side. OOPS, bad example. Ah, just like the conservatives and liberals are....damn, another bad example. Oh hell never mind. Go ahead and duke it out. It's good exercise. But know that I and a few others are keeping score.


it's jus hormones sis

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Feb 26, 2019 16:41:23   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
jus thought that dastardly Marine should have some competition
note the dress blues
how snug an sexy

Squids competing with Marines Surely you jest.

Though, admittedly, we couldn't do without 'em. Most importantly, I must add, as corpsmen

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Feb 26, 2019 17:40:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Squids competing with Marines Surely you jest.

Though, admittedly, we couldn't do without 'em. Most importantly, I must add, as corpsmen
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so are Marines
best door guards in the(lesser part of)Navy


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Feb 26, 2019 19:33:14   #
sisboombaa
 
badbobby wrote:
it's jus hormones sis


Man I'm jealous. At our age you still have hormones? I lost mine some time ago. Oh well we all know that nothing good or bad lasts forever. It's part of the "golden years". Who ever coined the term golden years inferring old age was a nut. They are anything but golden; maybe lead as in get the lead out.

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