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IRS Inspector............
Feb 25, 2019 11:14:58   #
Oldsailor65 Loc: Iowa
 
IRS Inspector............

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do
with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question" noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his arrogant and obnoxious
way. "What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a
patient?"

"Ah, yes", replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."


"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well, he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year
they send us a complete prick."

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Feb 25, 2019 12:07:31   #
vernon
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
IRS Inspector............

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do
with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question" noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his arrogant and obnoxious
way. "What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a
patient?"

"Ah, yes", replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."


"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well, he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year
they send us a complete prick."
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LAMO

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Feb 25, 2019 12:09:04   #
Carol Kelly
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
IRS Inspector............

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do
with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question" noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his arrogant and obnoxious
way. "What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a
patient?"

"Ah, yes", replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."


"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well, he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year
they send us a complete prick."
IRS Inspector............ br br At the end of the... (show quote)


Among your best.

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Feb 25, 2019 12:46:14   #
Louie27 Loc: Peoria, AZ
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
IRS Inspector............

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do
with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question" noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his arrogant and obnoxious
way. "What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a
patient?"

"Ah, yes", replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."


"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well, he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year
they send us a complete prick."
IRS Inspector............ br br At the end of the... (show quote)



Now that was a good one for the books and a belly laugher.

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Feb 25, 2019 13:37:46   #
permafrost Loc: Minnesota
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
IRS Inspector............

At the end of the tax year, the IRS office sent an inspector to audit the books of a local hospital.

While the IRS agent was checking the books, he turned to the CFO of the
hospital and said, "I notice you buy a lot of bandages. What do you do
with the end of the roll when there's too little left to be of any use?"

"Good question" noted the CFO. "We save them up and send them back to the
bandage company and every once in a while, they send us a free roll."

"Oh", replied the auditor, somewhat disappointed that his unusual question
had a practical answer. But on he went, in his arrogant and obnoxious
way. "What do you do with what's left over after setting a cast on a
patient?"

"Ah, yes", replied the CFO, realizing that the auditor was trying to trap him with an unanswerable question.
"We save it and send it back to the manufacturer and every so often they will send us a free bag of plaster."


"I see", replied the auditor, thinking hard about how he could fluster the know-it-all CFO. "Well, he went on, "What do you do with all the remains from the circumcision surgeries?"

"Here, too, we do not waste", answered the CFO. "What we do is save all the
little foreskins and send them to the IRS office, and about once a year
they send us a complete prick."
IRS Inspector............ br br At the end of the... (show quote)


One of your best ever, Sailor.. even my wife laughed..

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Feb 26, 2019 09:23:27   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Funny and true!!

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