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Godzilla vs Thump D**g--the sequel
Feb 24, 2019 22:20:37   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
I know the girls were upset at how the story of Thump D**g ended.---Don't fret.--When the coward threw her to thump D**g he could see she was just a frightened girl and he felt kindness that had for so long been pushed far back in his memories. He scooped her up and put her on his back and together they walked into the capitol of the Great Bear Republic.--- The legislators there took it as a sign and ran her for Govenor and she won! California soon became the leading economy of the world and the citizens had the highest standard of living in the country----That's how liberals are.----She set aside 1 million acres near Lake Tahoe for Thump d**g and there tired of all the k*****g he chose to live in peace. He met a good looking mama grizzly and together they had a new cub every spring. Life was good and they were very happy. Toho movies in Tokyo Japan had heard so much about Thump D**g that they knew they had a gold mine if they could cast him vs Godzilla. Black Jack Cadillac-the trading post owner from Fan du Lac found out that Toho executives would pay big to the one who could sign thump d**g for the epic film. Now Black Jack was Joachim LaFeets' half brother and he had been mighty sore about it since Joachim was eaten whole.__ He wasn't mad because Joachim was his brother---He was mad because he had owed him a lot of gold and pelts from the constant credit he gave him at his trading post---He had gotten his stupid self k**led and Black Jack knew he would never see that money ever. Toho signed a contract with him and outfitted his expedition to find Thump D**g. He left by snow shoe from Fan du Lac and arrived at Lake Tahoe in early spring. He saw Thump D**g sitting there with his cub sitting on his shoulder just enjoying the day. He summoned his courage and approached him with the contract and did his best to talk him into signing. "Parley vous francais -sei beau flet Oiu Oiu hum um I fix you up" Thump d**g pointed at the trail and told him to get lost with a serious snarl. Black Jack Cadillac still had another plan-- He had slipped the cub a peppermint stick while he was talking with his poppa which the cub was crazy over and wanted another one. As he backed away he made sure his bag of peppermint sticks were in full view. That night when the cub crept into his camp to steal the candy Black Jack put him in a sack and took off to where The executives from Toho pictures were waiting for him. Thump D**g was in hot pursuit. Meanwhile Godzilla had signed on for yet another film. "I've been doing this since 1954 don't you think I deserve a raise?" Godzilla climbed out of the sea with his little son who wanted to go with poppa. When he sat him down the little guy just took off and disappeared. The film started rolling--Black Jack had the youngsters playing Yhatzee with him in a lookout tower. Thump D**g came over the hills-Thum--D**gg--Thump --D**g. Godzilla shot flames out of his nostrils and charged forward thinking that Thump D**g had his baby.. Thump D**g thought the same thing about him. Thump D**g threw his chain and caught Godzilla by the ankle and started d**gging him to his mercy. Godzilla spun out of it and shot lightning out of his eyeballs and singed one of Thump D**gs' ears.. Thump D**g wrapped his chain around Godzillas' neck---His arms were too short and worthless to pull the chain off so he flipped him forward and slapped Thump D**g with his tail sending him rolling. The action was great. The producers from Toho were beyond thrilled. They called their stock brokers in Tokyo and right away they were bringing in more capital than the last forty movies combined. The fight continued with Godzilla and Thump d**g both enraged beyond all imagination. They locked in a death grip and tumbled over a cliff and they looked up and saw their kids in the lookout tower. At that moment they knew that that had been taken for fools. They raced together toward the lookout tower--Godzilla scorching the earth and Thump D**g up rooting trees. The directors of Toho were confused by the sudden turn away from the script but they kept filming because the shots were so incredible. Godzilla and Thump d**g reached the lookout tower and their children bounded into their arms. They walked off together with thump d**gs arm over his best buddy Godzillas shoulders. Cut cut Cut !! A mega fortune was wiped out instantly and the Nikkei stock exchange collapsed that day. Godzilla and his son walked back into the sea and Thump d**g and his cub went back to their sanctuary in Lake Tahoe. -----The moral of the story---An angry father is invincible.

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Feb 26, 2019 00:09:41   #
Red Onion Rip Loc: Oklahoma
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
I know the girls were upset at how the story of Thump D**g ended.---Don't fret.--When the coward threw her to thump D**g he could see she was just a frightened girl and he felt kindness that had for so long been pushed far back in his memories. He scooped her up and put her on his back and together they walked into the capitol of the Great Bear Republic.--- The legislators there took it as a sign and ran her for Govenor and she won! California soon became the leading economy of the world and the citizens had the highest standard of living in the country----That's how liberals are.----She set aside 1 million acres near Lake Tahoe for Thump d**g and there tired of all the k*****g he chose to live in peace. He met a good looking mama grizzly and together they had a new cub every spring. Life was good and they were very happy. Toho movies in Tokyo Japan had heard so much about Thump D**g that they knew they had a gold mine if they could cast him vs Godzilla. Black Jack Cadillac-the trading post owner from Fan du Lac found out that Toho executives would pay big to the one who could sign thump d**g for the epic film. Now Black Jack was Joachim LaFeets' half brother and he had been mighty sore about it since Joachim was eaten whole.__ He wasn't mad because Joachim was his brother---He was mad because he had owed him a lot of gold and pelts from the constant credit he gave him at his trading post---He had gotten his stupid self k**led and Black Jack knew he would never see that money ever. Toho signed a contract with him and outfitted his expedition to find Thump D**g. He left by snow shoe from Fan du Lac and arrived at Lake Tahoe in early spring. He saw Thump D**g sitting there with his cub sitting on his shoulder just enjoying the day. He summoned his courage and approached him with the contract and did his best to talk him into signing. "Parley vous francais -sei beau flet Oiu Oiu hum um I fix you up" Thump d**g pointed at the trail and told him to get lost with a serious snarl. Black Jack Cadillac still had another plan-- He had slipped the cub a peppermint stick while he was talking with his poppa which the cub was crazy over and wanted another one. As he backed away he made sure his bag of peppermint sticks were in full view. That night when the cub crept into his camp to steal the candy Black Jack put him in a sack and took off to where The executives from Toho pictures were waiting for him. Thump D**g was in hot pursuit. Meanwhile Godzilla had signed on for yet another film. "I've been doing this since 1954 don't you think I deserve a raise?" Godzilla climbed out of the sea with his little son who wanted to go with poppa. When he sat him down the little guy just took off and disappeared. The film started rolling--Black Jack had the youngsters playing Yhatzee with him in a lookout tower. Thump D**g came over the hills-Thum--D**gg--Thump --D**g. Godzilla shot flames out of his nostrils and charged forward thinking that Thump D**g had his baby.. Thump D**g thought the same thing about him. Thump D**g threw his chain and caught Godzilla by the ankle and started d**gging him to his mercy. Godzilla spun out of it and shot lightning out of his eyeballs and singed one of Thump D**gs' ears.. Thump D**g wrapped his chain around Godzillas' neck---His arms were too short and worthless to pull the chain off so he flipped him forward and slapped Thump D**g with his tail sending him rolling. The action was great. The producers from Toho were beyond thrilled. They called their stock brokers in Tokyo and right away they were bringing in more capital than the last forty movies combined. The fight continued with Godzilla and Thump d**g both enraged beyond all imagination. They locked in a death grip and tumbled over a cliff and they looked up and saw their kids in the lookout tower. At that moment they knew that that had been taken for fools. They raced together toward the lookout tower--Godzilla scorching the earth and Thump D**g up rooting trees. The directors of Toho were confused by the sudden turn away from the script but they kept filming because the shots were so incredible. Godzilla and Thump d**g reached the lookout tower and their children bounded into their arms. They walked off together with thump d**gs arm over his best buddy Godzillas shoulders. Cut cut Cut !! A mega fortune was wiped out instantly and the Nikkei stock exchange collapsed that day. Godzilla and his son walked back into the sea and Thump d**g and his cub went back to their sanctuary in Lake Tahoe. -----The moral of the story---An angry father is invincible.
I know the girls were upset at how the story of Th... (show quote)



What was the title of the first part of this story?

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Red Onion Rip

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Feb 26, 2019 00:33:38   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Red Onion Rip wrote:
What was the title of the first part of this story?

Thanks,
Red Onion Rip


A Campfire Story-- I hope you will enjoy it.

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