Nutter Loc: Fly Over Zone

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine, and those who don't, and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand, Ben Franklin said:
"In wine there is wisdom,
In beer there is freedom,
In water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials , scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.. Coli) – bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop annually.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine and beer (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process
of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of xxxx .

VERIFICATION:
BOTH THE HOUSE AND SENATE DRINK A LOT OF WATER WHILE IN SESSION.
THIS EXPLAINS THE RESULTS THEREIN.

America 1 Loc: South Miami

No wine no wisdom.
Too much wine same result.

son of witless

Can I use this argument at my next random drug and alcohol urine test ?

Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton

Good luck with that.

son of witless

Wonttakeitanymore

The Bible says a little wine for the stomachs sake but too much wine is dissipation of spirit!!

son of witless

You have to remember how things were when the Bible was written. A lot of the water was contaminated. Wine was safer. During the pirates golden era, sailors used rum to sterilize their drinking water. Thus Grog came into being. I am not sure the proportions of rum and water. I believe the British Navy came up with it. Being half drunk all of the time was preferable to dysentery.

bahmer

Amen and Amen good one thanks.