badbobby Loc: texas

A young virgin couple is finally wed.

Each one is nervous about the impending night, but neither is willing to admit it or ask each other about it.

Wondering what to do first, the young man calls his father.

"Pop, what do I do first?"

"Get naked and climb into bed," his father replies.

So, the young man does as he is advised. The girl is mortified and calls her mama.

"Get naked and join him," is the advice from mama, so she complies.



After laying there for a few moments, the young man excuses himself and calls his dad again.

"Now what do I do?" he asks.

His father replies, "Look at her naked body. Then, take the hardest part of your body and put it where she urinates!" is the dad's advice.

A few moments later, the girl again calls her mama. "What do I do now?" she asks.

"Well, what is he doing?" mama asks.



"He's in the bathroom, dunking his head in the toilet!"

bahmer

Is that what Slats told you happened on his honeymoon badbobby.

badbobby Loc: texas

I'm on my good behavior today bahm
didn't mention any names
but if that fits your thinkin
it's ok with me

bahmer

Why thank you kindly kind sir.

debeda

flash

And I always thought if it smelled like s*** all you had to do was simply roll em over.