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Feb 19, 2019 16:17:09   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”

“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.

Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.

“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more

Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”

After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink

Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.

The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”

every thing is big in Texas

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Feb 19, 2019 19:43:36   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”

“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.

Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.

“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more

Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”

After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink

Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.

The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”

every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (show quote)

Going after the young-un, huh, BB

Remember, he's twelve hours difference from us...probably asleep.

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Feb 19, 2019 19:46:54   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”

“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.

Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.

“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more

Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”

After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink

Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.

The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”

every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (show quote)


Nice

Why was my name changed to Kanuck?

And really... Drunk after only six? On American beer? Maybe y'all brew it stronger in Texas...

And thanks... When you had me heading into the wrong room I realized Archie hadn't shown up yet... And everything is bigger in Texas

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Feb 19, 2019 19:47:52   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Going after the young-un, huh, BB

Remember, he's twelve hours difference from us...probably asleep.


We young-uns have amazing stamina... An hour here.... An hour there... Then we are back in the fray...

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Feb 19, 2019 20:02:39   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
We young-uns have amazing stamina... An hour here.... An hour there... Then we are back in the fray...

Be wary, 'young-un.' BB is, shall we say, very 'seasoned.' I believe there is an old saying that goes something like this: "Old age, accompanied by deviousness and conniving, will take down the arrogance of youth and sk**l every time."

BTW, taking a break.

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Feb 19, 2019 20:04:34   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
Be wary, 'young-un.' BB is, shall we say, very 'seasoned.' I believe there is an old saying that goes something like this: "Old age, accompanied by deviousness and conniving, will take down the arrogance of youth and sk**l every time."

BTW, taking a break.


Youth and SK**L... My face is red

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Feb 19, 2019 21:33:49   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Youth and SK**L... My face is red

No need for embarrassment, CD. BB has been at this, it would seem, for centuries.

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Feb 19, 2019 21:36:07   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
slatten49 wrote:
No need for embarrassment, CD. BB has been at this, it would seem, for centuries.


Yep... He was telling me about how they used to text with smoke signals... Pretty amazing how things change...

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Feb 20, 2019 09:19:16   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”

“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.

Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.

“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more

Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”

After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink

Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.

The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”

every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (show quote)


Lolololololololhahahahahaha

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Feb 20, 2019 12:27:25   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Going after the young-un, huh, BB

Remember, he's twelve hours difference from us...probably asleep.


then this should wake him up

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Feb 20, 2019 12:35:20   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nice

Why was my name changed to Kanuck?

And really... Drunk after only six? On American beer? Maybe y'all brew it stronger in Texas...

And thanks... When you had me heading into the wrong room I realized Archie hadn't shown up yet... And everything is bigger in Texas
Nice img src="https://static.onepoliticalplaza.co... (show quote)


Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??

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Feb 20, 2019 12:43:45   #
bggamers Loc: georgia
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things around the world. Eventually, his travels take him to Texas. When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. “Wow, this bed is huge!”

“EVERYTHING is bigger in Texas!” says bahm the bellhop.

Canuck heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer.

“Wow, these drinks are enormous!”Kanuck exclaims and orders about three more

Slatten,the bartender disclaims: “EVERYTHING is big in Texas!”

After downing about six, Kanuck asks where the bathroom is. “Second door to the right,” says badbobby,who is sitting next to him and marveling at his capacity to drink

Kanuck heads for the bathroom but drunkenly enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and the poor guy falls right in.

The few swimmers there were shocked when Kanuck suddenly popped his head up from under the water flailing his arms and screaming, “Don’t flush, DON'T FLUSH!!!!!”

every thing is big in Texas
Kanuck likes to travel and experience new things ... (show quote)



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Feb 20, 2019 12:59:16   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??

Given your seniority, BB, let's just make you King of OPP...though, I won't swear to blind allegiance.

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Feb 20, 2019 13:28:11   #
debeda
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??


Or just call him KP to remind all what to us him for

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Feb 20, 2019 13:32:50   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
Kanuck just seems to fit you better than'Kanuckus Deplorabus'(much too much typing time)
So I took advantage of my seniority on OPP and changed it to suit me
Okay??

Follow a Marine's exemplary lead and call him 'CD,' short for his moniker Canuckus Deploracus

Capiche, ya' durn Squid

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