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Feb 18, 2019 03:47:48   #
debeda
 
Okay, it's late, and my humor often falls flat, but I just randomly thought of something funny.

WHAT IF some folks bought old police cars that still have the bullhorns intact, and drove around to A****a rallies, got on the bullhorn and said stuff like "You guys are so pale you look like you just got out of prison. In fact, you look like undernourished bank robbers. Go home to grandma's basement and find a new look". And kept repeating it to drown out their noisemakers and chants.

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Feb 18, 2019 03:49:35   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
We used to take old hair dryers out to the highway and watch cars Slow down as we pointed at them....

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Feb 18, 2019 04:04:08   #
proud republican Loc: RED CALIFORNIA
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
We used to take old hair dryers out to the highway and watch cars Slow down as we pointed at them....


Thats funny!!!

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Feb 18, 2019 04:06:14   #
PeterS
 
debeda wrote:
Okay, it's late, and my humor often falls flat, but I just randomly thought of something funny.

WHAT IF some folks bought old police cars that still have the bullhorns intact, and drove around to A****a rallies, got on the bullhorn and said stuff like "You guys are so pale you look like you just got out of prison. In fact, you look like undernourished bank robbers. Go home to grandma's basement and find a new look". And kept repeating it to drown out their noisemakers and chants.
Okay, it's late, and my humor often falls flat, bu... (show quote)

Where would you find an A****A rally...opposite a far-right neo-n**i Trump rally?

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Feb 18, 2019 04:08:48   #
debeda
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
We used to take old hair dryers out to the highway and watch cars Slow down as we pointed at them....



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Feb 18, 2019 04:41:14   #
Common_Sense_Matters
 
debeda wrote:
Okay, it's late, and my humor often falls flat, but I just randomly thought of something funny.

WHAT IF some folks bought old police cars that still have the bullhorns intact, and drove around to A****a rallies, got on the bullhorn and said stuff like "You guys are so pale you look like you just got out of prison. In fact, you look like undernourished bank robbers. Go home to grandma's basement and find a new look". And kept repeating it to drown out their noisemakers and chants.
Okay, it's late, and my humor often falls flat, bu... (show quote)


You don't need an ex-police cruiser. only a CB radio and a loudspeaker, I had one set up in several old vehicles, one of which was an old INS car, mistakenly hit the button on the mic reaching for the cigarette lighter while pulling into a "residential hotel" once. The loud speaker crackled and all I heard was "La migra!" and everyone scattered. The car was still painted that weird green on the bottom, full white vinyl top and was a Mercury Grand Marquis.

By the way, it did NOT have the loudspeaker NOR the CB when I bought it, I installed both myself.

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Feb 18, 2019 05:00:53   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Come to cally any neighborhood and watch em run

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Feb 18, 2019 05:01:34   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
Oh I forgot! They don’t have to run, just have food stamps ready

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Feb 18, 2019 05:09:44   #
Common_Sense_Matters
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Oh I forgot! They don’t have to run, just have food stamps ready


It was Cali, Oxnard California.

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Feb 18, 2019 06:58:26   #
bylm1-Bernie
 
PeterS wrote:
Where would you find an A****A rally...opposite a far-right neo-n**i Trump rally?




They don't have rallies! They just go to any gathering that features speakers with a conservative message. It would be easy to find them.

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Feb 18, 2019 10:00:29   #
debeda
 
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
You don't need an ex-police cruiser. only a CB radio and a loudspeaker, I had one set up in several old vehicles, one of which was an old INS car, mistakenly hit the button on the mic reaching for the cigarette lighter while pulling into a "residential hotel" once. The loud speaker crackled and all I heard was "La migra!" and everyone scattered. The car was still painted that weird green on the bottom, full white vinyl top and was a Mercury Grand Marquis.

By the way, it did NOT have the loudspeaker NOR the CB when I bought it, I installed both myself.
You don't need an ex-police cruiser. only a CB rad... (show quote)


Ahhh. Sounds like a fun car anyhow

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Feb 18, 2019 10:00:52   #
debeda
 
Wonttakeitanymore wrote:
Come to cally any neighborhood and watch em run



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Feb 18, 2019 10:02:20   #
debeda
 
bylm1-Bernie wrote:
They don't have rallies! They just go to any gathering that features speakers with a conservative message. It would be easy to find them.


Ah, true. Well, I just thought the concept was funny, but as so often I'm the only one who thinks so

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Feb 19, 2019 09:50:32   #
Oldschool 101
 
proud republican wrote:
Thats funny!!!
And not a bad idea at that, But look out for the "Progreds" as they will call you "r****t"

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Feb 19, 2019 17:56:41   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
PeterS wrote:
Where would you find an A****A rally...opposite a far-right neo-n**i Trump rally?

You're right, they don't hold rallies. They have r**ts.

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