Why Ethyl Changed Motels
Feb 16, 2019 11:09:53 #
WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 75th Birthday, she was lonely and a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself "Tender Tony"..a very handsome man with assorted physical sk**ls flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns.
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.
I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right in, "I hear you give a great massage"
I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!
Now how does that sound ?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Ethel checked into a Motel on her 75th Birthday, she was lonely and a little depressed at her advancing age, so decided to risk an adventure.
She thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages.
She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself "Tender Tony"..a very handsome man with assorted physical sk**ls flexing in the photo.
He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a dime off his well-oiled buns.
She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know.
I'll give him a call.
"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?"
Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!
Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, so she rushed right in, "I hear you give a great massage"
I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you.
I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now.
Bring implements, toys, everything you've got in your bag of tricks.
We'll go at it all night - tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I'm ready!
Now how does that sound ?"
He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
Feb 16, 2019 11:18:09 #
eagleye13 wrote:
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That was good thanks
Feb 16, 2019 11:23:31 #
Feb 16, 2019 12:59:35 #
Feb 16, 2019 13:12:50 #
eagleye13 wrote:
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Oh! That was really a k**ler! lol
Feb 16, 2019 14:16:37 #
eagleye13 wrote:
WHY ETHEL CHANGED MOTELS br br br Ethel checked ... (show quote)
Lolololololololhahahahahaha that was a GOOD one
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