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Jokes for Wolf Counceler
Feb 15, 2019 00:19:54   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one






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Feb 15, 2019 01:09:09   #
Wolf counselor Loc: Heart of Texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one





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My wife says I should laugh Tom.

She's the expert on humor

So here you go.



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Feb 15, 2019 02:28:19   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one





A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was... (show quote)


I liked them...

The second one was new to me...

I'll have to think of a couple for Wolf Counselor

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Feb 15, 2019 06:25:24   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
My wife says I should laugh Tom.

She's the expert on humor

So here you go.



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Feb 15, 2019 10:35:06   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one





A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was... (show quote)


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Feb 16, 2019 10:19:15   #
bahmer
 
Wolf counselor wrote:
My wife says I should laugh Tom.

She's the expert on humor

So here you go.



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