A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was... (
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My wife says I should laugh Tom.
She's the expert on humor
So here you go.
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was in a bad accident today. I was hit by a bus. I have three broken ribs a punctured lung --my arm is broken and they may have to amputate my foot. I am in a lot of pain. Luckily Paula got me to the hospital.. Wife--who the hell is Paula?---go ahead and laugh I dare ya.--------A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says--hey we have a drink named after you---the grasshopper says---You mean you have a Earl? ok you can call me a goober on that one
A guy calls his wife---Honey sorry I'm late. I was... (
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I liked them...
The second one was new to me...
I'll have to think of a couple for Wolf Counselor
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