bahm goes to the IRS
Feb 14, 2019 20:27:00 #
bahmer, called to testify at the Internal Revenue Service (IRS), asked his accountant for advice on what to wear.
"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, bahmer went to his Preacher, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution to the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Preacher.
"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck." But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. "Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."
bahm protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"
"Simple", replied the Preacher. "It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"
"Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied.
Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie."
Confused, bahmer went to his Preacher, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution to the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Preacher.
"A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. 'Wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to your neck." But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. "Wear your most sexy negligee, with a V neck right down to your navel."
bahm protested: "What does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?!"
"Simple", replied the Preacher. "It doesn't matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed!"
Feb 14, 2019 21:14:27 #
Nice...
And now I have a mental picture of Bahmer in a flannel nightgown...
Wait!
The image is changing!
Oh Dear Lord!
The horror!
And now I have a mental picture of Bahmer in a flannel nightgown...
Wait!
The image is changing!
Oh Dear Lord!
The horror!
Feb 14, 2019 22:50:16 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nice...
And now I have a mental picture of Bahmer in a flannel nightgown...
Wait!
The image is changing!
Oh Dear Lord!
The horror!
And now I have a mental picture of Bahmer in a flannel nightgown...
Wait!
The image is changing!
Oh Dear Lord!
The horror!
Lolololololololhahahahahaha
Feb 14, 2019 23:06:09 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
badbobby wrote:
bahmer, called to testify at the Internal Revenue ... (show quote)
That is life in nut shell!
Feb 15, 2019 00:09:08 #
😂😂 or as my Mom always says, "Would you rather get poked in the eye with a sharp stick, or a dull one?"
Feb 15, 2019 00:13:05 #
L8erToots wrote:
😂😂 or as my Mom always says, "Would you rather get poked in the eye with a sharp stick, or a dull one?"
Dull.. Always go dull...
Feb 15, 2019 00:18:38 #
bggamers
Loc: georgia
L8erToots wrote:
😂😂 or as my Mom always says, "Would you rather get poked in the eye with a sharp stick, or a dull one?"
amazing how as we grow older those things mom said come sneaking back and we catch ourselves repeating them
Feb 15, 2019 01:37:01 #
Feb 15, 2019 06:15:56 #
Feb 15, 2019 06:18:32 #
bggamers wrote:
So much so that my kids think I came up with them myself😂amazing how as we grow older those things mom said... (show quote)
Feb 15, 2019 09:31:26 #
Feb 15, 2019 10:08:17 #
badbobby wrote:
bahmer, called to testify at the Internal Revenue ... (show quote)
Thanks for all of the help there old buddy. Now I don't know where to go.
Feb 15, 2019 14:07:56 #
bahmer wrote:
Thanks for all of the help there old buddy. Now I don't know where to go.
I'm always here for you bahm
Feb 15, 2019 14:09:23 #
Feb 15, 2019 14:12:01 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Nice...
And now I have a mental picture of Bahmer in a flannel nightgown...
Wait!
The image is changing!
Oh Dear Lord!
The horror!
And now I have a mental picture of Bahmer in a flannel nightgown...
Wait!
The image is changing!
Oh Dear Lord!
The horror!
don't think bahm wears nightgowns Canuck
last I heard he wore long handles BVDs
now there's a picture
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