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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/jeff-bezos-chooses-soon-to-be-bankrupt-mar-a-lago-as-new-amazon-headquarters?utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_021419&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9d7bc3f92a40469e73439&user_id=39115857&esrc=right_rail_humor&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz
SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Stating that he expected the property to be “bankrupt and vacant within the next two years,” Jeff Bezos, the founder of Amazon, announced on Thursday that the Mar-a-Lago club, in Palm Beach, Florida, would be the site of Amazon’s second headquarters.
Bezos said that Mar-a-Lago was chosen from a list of soon-to-be-bankrupt properties, including the Trump National Golf Club Bedminster, Trump Turnberry, and the Trump International Hotel and Tower in Baku, Azerbaijan.
Not much excites a person looking to make a couple of bucks as trying to pick up assets on the cheap.
There are those out there that look to pick apart a failing persons assets.
Could it be that the vultures are lining up for a feast from a failing enterprise?
Will there are many that think Trumps hold on reality is fragile at best.
It may not be to much longer before he may cut bait & fish for the best deal he could get.
It is not like he hasn't been bankrupt before.
The Amazon C.E.O. said that, after Amazon acquires Mar-a-Lago, the company will start working around the clock to remove the property’s hideous décor, which he fears could prove distracting to warehouse employees.
At Mar-a-Lago, a longtime employee, who spoke on condition of anonymity, welcomed the Amazon move, stating, “This is one of the only places in the world where workplace conditions would improve if Amazon came in.”
Another Mar-a-Lago employee, raising a question shared by many others, asked, “Does this mean we’ll start getting paid?”
If the Mar-a-Lago deal goes through, it would mark the first appearance of books in that location, Amazon confirmed.
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