Scottish Diplomacy
Feb 13, 2019 23:19:33 #
Scottish Diplomacy
One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a city Counselor from Glasgow , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the t***h out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet."
One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humor are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a city Counselor from Glasgow , was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists.
His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous applause from the audience.
HIS STATEMENT:
'If hooking up one rag-head terrorist's testicles to a car battery gets the t***h out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldier’s life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet."
Feb 13, 2019 23:39:48 #
Feb 14, 2019 00:10:00 #
Feb 14, 2019 01:37:21 #
Coos Bay Tom wrote:
If we feed them haggis is it considered torture?
Might be very effective.
Feb 14, 2019 06:17:04 #
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Scottish Diplomacy br br One thing about blokes f... (show quote)
Appallingly r****t and deplorable cultural insensitivity but in a nod to my colorful Scottish relatives I would have to admit that put a smile on my face.
Feb 14, 2019 11:08:27 #
Feb 14, 2019 16:37:25 #
When I was in Scotland a year or so ago, I asked a local how Scotland was dealing with terrorists. He thought for a bit and said he had only heard of one event at the Glasgow airport where a guy made a threat and a Scottish baggage handler promptly beat the snot out of him. Other than that they have left Scotland alone. After having visited my ancestral homeland, I can fully believe the article above about the Scotsman on the show. Of all the products that Scotland has to offer, I found that they have a complete lack of F*cks to give.
Feb 14, 2019 16:38:18 #
Oh, and actual Scottish haggis is delicious. The stuff they try to pass off in America is s**te.
Feb 15, 2019 22:55:19 #
Coos Bay Tom
Loc: coos bay oregon
Highlander66 wrote:
Oh, and actual Scottish haggis is delicious. The stuff they try to pass off in America is s**te.
My mom used to make it on Burns night along with Parsnips and rutabagas
Feb 15, 2019 22:58:30 #
Highlander66 wrote:
Oh, and actual Scottish haggis is delicious. The stuff they try to pass off in America is s**te.
Agreed.
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