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Feb 12, 2019 16:41:24   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.

Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

old man

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,

But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.

Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'.

We used to go to friends homes,
Football games and lunches.

Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.

old man

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.

Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.

Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to travel often
To places near and far.

Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall

But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
old man
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.

So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!

Reply
Feb 12, 2019 16:50:57   #
Weasel Loc: In the Great State Of Indiana!!
 
badbobby wrote:
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.

Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

old man

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,

But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.

Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'.

We used to go to friends homes,
Football games and lunches.

Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.

old man

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.

Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.

Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to travel often
To places near and far.

Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall

But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
old man
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.

So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!
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Feb 12, 2019 18:25:57   #
peter11937 Loc: NYS
 
badbobby wrote:
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.

Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

old man

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,

But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.

Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'.

We used to go to friends homes,
Football games and lunches.

Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.

old man

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.

Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.

Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to travel often
To places near and far.

Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall

But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
old man
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.

So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!
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Stop whining.... https://www.inspirational-words-phrases.com/The23rdPsalm.html

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Feb 12, 2019 19:00:16   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.

Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

old man

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,

But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.

Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'.

We used to go to friends homes,
Football games and lunches.

Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.

old man

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.

Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.

Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to travel often
To places near and far.

Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall

But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
old man
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.

So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!
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Look on the bright side, you still have your driving license.


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Feb 12, 2019 19:11:40   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
Peewee wrote:
Look on the bright side, you still have your driving license.



for now Peewee
my renewal comes up in August
I'll be 93
kinda iffy if I get new ones

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Feb 13, 2019 19:49:08   #
Carol Kelly
 
badbobby wrote:
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.

Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

old man

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,

But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.

Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'.

We used to go to friends homes,
Football games and lunches.

Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.

old man

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.

Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.

Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to travel often
To places near and far.

Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall

But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
old man
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.

So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!
Another year has passed br And we're all a little... (show quote)


Pretty well sums it up.

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Feb 13, 2019 19:51:18   #
Carol Kelly
 


Every time I go into surgery I quote the 23rd Psalm. Very comforting.

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Feb 13, 2019 19:51:47   #
Carol Kelly
 
badbobby wrote:
for now Peewee
my renewal comes up in August
I'll be 93
kinda iffy if I get new ones


You shall.

Reply
Feb 14, 2019 08:40:03   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
Another year has passed
And we're all a little older.

Last summer felt hotter
And winter seems much colder.

old man

I rack my brain for happy thoughts,
To put down on my pad,

But lots of things, That come to mind
Just make me kind of sad.

There was a time not long ago
When life was quite a blast.

Now I fully understand
About 'Living in the Past'.

We used to go to friends homes,
Football games and lunches.

Now we go to therapy, to hospitals,
And after-funeral brunches.

old man

We used to have hangovers,
From parties that were gay.

Now we suffer body aches
And sleep the night away.

We used to go out dining,
And couldn't get our fill.

Now we ask for doggie bags,
Come home and take a pill.

We used to travel often
To places near and far.

Now we get backaches
From riding in the car.

We used to go out shopping
For new clothing at the Mall

But, now we never bother...
All the sizes are too small.
old man
That, my friend is how life is,
And now my tale is told.

So, enjoy each day and live it up...
Before you're too damn old!!
Another year has passed br And we're all a little... (show quote)


Love liven by liven in love..

You met your lovely and knew
She was your keeper
She gifted you with a oneness
You have always cherished..

She gifted you with children
You will always cherish..

She showed you a love you feel everyday
No matter the years, the week or day..

The memories of a lifetime
Filled with living..
Walks together, meals together
Fresh coffee to enjoy
While you will reflect what you stiilll have
Is Love and your lovely never to be lost~~



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Feb 14, 2019 10:19:25   #
Peewee Loc: San Antonio, TX
 
badbobby wrote:
for now Peewee
my renewal comes up in August
I'll be 93
kinda iffy if I get new ones


Okay, I have an idea and you don't have to hold my beer.

Go by the DMV and ask for a drivers handbook for your great-grandchild.

Then use your phone to take a pic of the eye chart.

It's up to you to memorize it before your test.

Unless you prefer to be chauffeured.


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Feb 14, 2019 11:59:10   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Love liven by liven in love..

You met your lovely and knew
She was your keeper
She gifted you with a oneness
You have always cherished..

She gifted you with children
You will always cherish..

She showed you a love you feel everyday
No matter the years, the week or day..

The memories of a lifetime
Filled with living..
Walks together, meals together
Fresh coffee to enjoy
While you will reflect what you stiilll have
Is Love and your lovely never to be lost~~
Love liven by liven in love.. br br You met your ... (show quote)

thanks my lovely Linda
greatly appreciated
"While you reflect what you still have"
bout sums it uo


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Feb 14, 2019 15:10:10   #
lindajoy Loc: right here with you....
 
badbobby wrote:
thanks my lovely Linda
greatly appreciated
"While you reflect what you still have"
bout sums it uo



Welll that and the kind gentlemen you are too all cept that dang marine we still gotta love🇺🇸😁

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Feb 14, 2019 16:37:43   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
lindajoy wrote:
Welll that and the kind gentlemen you are too all cept that dang marine we still gotta love🇺🇸😁


we just have to accept him as he is Linda
he cain't help it
that he failed the Navy's entrance exam
heck there was lotsa them that did
and they all became Marines

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