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Feb 12, 2019 12:07:42   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Sounds more like I'm a pain in your schumer as well as any other kommiecrat on OPP.

Nah, you're about as insignificant as a pre-pubescent mosquito on an elephant's butt. And, I am neither democrat nor republican, but an American independent. Imagine that...you're wrong again.

I view you as simply one more example of Dunning-Krugar syndrome among many on this forum.

"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. [quote/Robert Frost]

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Feb 12, 2019 13:48:32   #
Mikeyavelli
 
slatten49 wrote:
Nah, you're about as insignificant as a pre-pubescent mosquito on an elephant's butt. And, I am neither democrat nor republican, but an American independent. Imagine that...you're wrong again.

I view you as simply one more example of Dunning-Krugar syndrome among many on this forum.

"Forgive me my nonsense, as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense. [quote/Robert Frost]
Nah, you're about as insignificant as a pre-pubesc... (show quote)


Independence never hurt its back leaning so far left. Your posts always lurch left.
And, I met Robert Frost. A stinking miserable man who appreciated his poetry more than anyone else.

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Feb 12, 2019 14:03:49   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Independence never hurt its back leaning so far left. Your posts always lurch left.
And, I met Robert Frost. A stinking miserable man who appreciated his poetry more than anyone else.


Lighten up dude! We're having fun here, not fighting. If you want a fight, go pick one somewhere else.

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Feb 12, 2019 14:07:54   #
woodguru
 
archie bunker wrote:
Heck yeah I fart! My horse farts, my dogs fart, and my wife........well, she only 'fluffs'.

I wonder...what, exactly are we gonna do about all of the flatulence generated by wildlife?
I mean, do manatees, Ridley Turtles, and Spotted Owls fart?


A good diet actually ends farts, a seriously disappointing thing to those who enjoy a good fart.

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Feb 12, 2019 14:16:26   #
woodguru
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
After one of my curried beans and chili pepper dishes my neighbors usually close their windows


I made a huge pot of chili and went and shot pool in my bar pool league... the result was of epic proportions, many judged the result to be perhaps the most legendary fart many world class farters have ever had the privilege of being exposed to. This thing gave coverage to the whole bar, and had 20 minutes of hang time. I can't remember laughing harder or longer ever in my life. I was still laughing when I got home, my wife was in bed asleep and I was still laughing. Trying to laugh quietly was shaking the bed and she told me to stop playing with myself, which started a whole new fit of laughter.

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Feb 12, 2019 14:29:43   #
woodguru
 
slatten49 wrote:
Yes, Arch, we are. But, as highly qualified fumologists, you & I seem vastly under-appreciated.


I will admit to bringing a different level of creativity to the whole thing, even as a kid. I had a friend who was world class, if you caught any sign he'd let one sneak out it was best to beat feet as soon as possible. He was hard to get turnabout on, he had fart radar. I had bunk beds in my room, and he was over for a sleep. I took the lid off of a flashlight, ripped one in it, put the cap on, and told him the flashlight had a really weird smell to it, passing it down so he could tell me what he thought it was. It was really hard to keep from laughing out loud. Mario uncaps it, sticks his nose in and sniffs, and immediately starts gagging and retching. He was not amused, meanwhile I laughed all night long

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Feb 12, 2019 14:34:25   #
woodguru
 
Texas T***h wrote:
If you were going to power a car with Marine farts you may as well sign up for NASCAR. They probably will not let you drive on the streets. Semper Fi


Can't even be in the same ballpark as Air Force farts, you think they wear oxygen masks in planes because of the altitude? The altitude causes life threatening gas

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Feb 12, 2019 14:34:50   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
woodguru wrote:
I made a huge pot of chili and went and shot pool in my bar pool league... the result was of epic proportions, many judged the result to be perhaps the most legendary fart many world class farters have ever had the privilege of being exposed to. This thing gave coverage to the whole bar, and had 20 minutes of hang time. I can't remember laughing harder or longer ever in my life. I was still laughing when I got home, my wife was in bed asleep and I was still laughing. Trying to laugh quietly was shaking the bed and she told me to stop playing with myself, which started a whole new fit of laughter.
I made a huge pot of chili and went and shot pool ... (show quote)


"I made a huge pot of chili and went and shot pool in my bar pool league."
Did you choose your farts wisely?
Did the other team claim foul and use Ball in Hand?

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Feb 12, 2019 14:39:36   #
woodguru
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
My gentle nature is confined to dealing with puppies.


Puppy mill?

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Feb 12, 2019 14:41:20   #
woodguru
 
EmilyD wrote:
True story: My son married a Hatfield....her maiden name is actually Hatfield. We're glad because it's been widly rumored that the McCoy's lineage contained information that they had Von Hippel-Lindau disease, a rare, inherited condition that produces tumors of the eyes, ears, pancreas and adrenal glands as well as high blood pressure, a racing heartbeat and increased “fight or flight” stress hormones, and that's why they kept on fighting and fighting, when the Hatfields were willing to call it a truce...
True story: My son married a Hatfield....her maide... (show quote)


Actually the rumor was it had to do with all the inbreeding...

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Feb 12, 2019 14:51:30   #
woodguru
 
eagleye13 wrote:
"I made a huge pot of chili and went and shot pool in my bar pool league."
Did you choose your farts wisely?
Did the other team claim foul and use Ball in Hand?


It was one epic fart, ripped over on the other team's side when I was shooting over there. It cleared that side, then our side, then infiltrated the bar area over a 20 minute period. I was told not to do that again, it caused a twenty minute break where everyone went outside.

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Feb 12, 2019 14:57:08   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
woodguru wrote:
It was one epic fart, ripped over on the other team's side when I was shooting over there. It cleared that side, then our side, then infiltrated the bar area over a 20 minute period. I was told not to do that again, it caused a twenty minute break where everyone went outside.


Definitely a Ball in Hand foul.

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Feb 12, 2019 15:10:20   #
Mikeyavelli
 
archie bunker wrote:
Lighten up dude! We're having fun here, not fighting. If you want a fight, go pick one somewhere else.


Wasn't responding to anyone but Slatten.

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Feb 12, 2019 16:01:52   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Independence never hurt its back leaning so far left. Your posts always lurch left.
And, I met Robert Frost. A stinking miserable man who appreciated his poetry more than anyone else.

(I write the following with an apology to my fellow OPP'ers…& especially Arch)

Always, Mikey? I'm flattered that you would follow me with such interest. Thank you!

If you had followed me more closely, you would have run across this of mine, as I've posted it several times recently: "I will repeat what I have stated on OPP many times. I regard myself as a moderate or centrist leaning more left than right, but not exclusively. However, due to my often eclectic views and having been labeled both many times by family and friends, I am not surprised or alarmed or when viewed as either liberal or conservative."

Insofar as Mr. Frost is concerned, his death in January of 1963 assures me that we were both teenagers at the time, and likely lacking the depth and breadth of knowledge in mind or of character to be capable of forming such an opinion of Robert Frost as you seem to profess from having met the man...once? Does that assessment possibly originate from others' written or stated opinion(s) of Frost?

I'm certain that his legacy as 'America's Poet Laureate', the winner of four Pulitzer Prizes for Literary Achievement (Hmmm...others appreciated his writings?) and winning the Congressional Gold Medal is secure. I'll toss in that he was invited by John Fitzgerald Kennedy to be the guest speaker at JFK's 1960 P**********l Inauguration. That was the same inauguration that featured JFK's famous line, "And, so my fellow Americans...Ask not what your country can do for you...Ask what you can do for your country." As I recall watching the ceremonies, Robert Frost recited his poem, 'The Gift Outright,' at that event.

Your caustic posts leads me to wonder if your opinion of Robert Frost is based on perhaps traveling life's journey on 'The Road Less Taken'.

As Archie Bunker suggested, sir...lighten up. Help keep OPP's chit-chat threads just that.

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Feb 12, 2019 16:01:59   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
Wasn't responding to anyone but Slatten.


Understood. But.. there is always one of those, isn't there?
Slatten is a very good friend of mine whether we agree, or not about politics, fishing lures, car manufacturers, or brands of beer.
My wife, and I have shared more than one meal with him, and find him to be a good man. A very good man. We disagree on a lot, but have mutual respect, and understanding for, and of each other.

No apologies for scolding you, because I will stand up for my friend.
Sometimes we just need to let it go, and enjoy each other.
We aren't all that different; it's just that we think differently. That's OK. That's why we're here.
Am I wrong?

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