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Feb 11, 2019 20:54:24   #
Smedley_buzkill
 
slatten49 wrote:
Not so, Mr. Hard A**. I saw how gentle and loving you are with your granddaughter.

She's the only person in the world whose opinion of me I worry about.

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Feb 11, 2019 22:21:11   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Smedley_buzk**l wrote:
She's the only person in the world whose opinion of me I worry about.

I understand that.

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Feb 11, 2019 23:32:59   #
sisboombaa
 
crazylibertarian wrote:
Do You or Your Cow Fart?


Bovine flatus, AKA cow farts, are major contributors to atmospheric gas that has been blamed for g****l w*****g. With Ocasio-Cortez’s Green Deal, perhaps you could be cited for your cows’ gaseous emissions contributing to g****l w*****g.

But don’t forget, the average adult passes wind several times a day, so it could also become mandatory for every person on the country to be fitted with a bag to accumulate passed flatus and assessed penalties.

But then also, vegans have to rely of legumes (beans) for full necessary amino acids. Will they be cited for specific penalties?

But then think about that campfire scene in Blazing Saddles...


Do You or Your Cow Fart? br br br Bovine flatus,... (show quote)


Amazing. You ask a simple question "do you or your cow fart?" I would think a quick yes or no or I don't own a cow would suffice. But to see your question evolve into 7 (and counting) pages of in-depth conversation blows me away. With the education I am receiving from this thread I can only thank God I live alone in a house with windows that open.

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Feb 11, 2019 23:49:08   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
sisboombaa wrote:
Amazing. You ask a simple question "do you or your cow fart?" I would think a quick yes or no or I don't own a cow would suffice. But to see your question evolve into 7 (and counting) pages of in-depth conversation blows me away. With the education I am receiving from this thread I can only thank God I live alone in a house with windows that open.


After one of my curried beans and chili pepper dishes my neighbors usually close their windows

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Feb 12, 2019 04:37:41   #
Texas Truth Loc: Behind Enemy Lines
 
sisboombaa wrote:
Amazing. You ask a simple question "do you or your cow fart?" I would think a quick yes or no or I don't own a cow would suffice. But to see your question evolve into 7 (and counting) pages of in-depth conversation blows me away. With the education I am receiving from this thread I can only thank God I live alone in a house with windows that open.


Sis boom bah. I heard that on the Johnny Carson show. Isn't that the song sheep make when they explode ? Sis. BOOM! Baaa!

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Feb 12, 2019 04:39:39   #
Texas Truth Loc: Behind Enemy Lines
 
Texas T***h wrote:
Sis boom bah. I heard that on the Johnny Carson show. Isn't that the song sheep make when they explode ? Sis. BOOM! Baaa!


Why just get an education when you going to earn a degree?

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Feb 12, 2019 04:55:15   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
sisboombaa wrote:
Amazing. You ask a simple question "do you or your cow fart?" I would think a quick yes or no or I don't own a cow would suffice. But to see your question evolve into 7 (and counting) pages of in-depth conversation blows me away. With the education I am receiving from this thread I can only thank God I live alone in a house with windows that open.


We're a bunch of deep, philosophical thinkers around here.

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Feb 12, 2019 04:55:54   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
archie bunker wrote:
We're a bunch of deep, philosophical thinkers around here.


And we v**ed you are king

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Feb 12, 2019 09:35:14   #
eagleye13 Loc: Fl
 
crazylibertarian wrote:
Do You or Your Cow Fart?


Bovine flatus, AKA cow farts, are major contributors to atmospheric gas that has been blamed for g****l w*****g. With Ocasio-Cortez’s Green Deal, perhaps you could be cited for your cows’ gaseous emissions contributing to g****l w*****g.

But don’t forget, the average adult passes wind several times a day, so it could also become mandatory for every person on the country to be fitted with a bag to accumulate passed flatus and assessed penalties.

But then also, vegans have to rely of legumes (beans) for full necessary amino acids. Will they be cited for specific penalties?

But then think about that campfire scene in Blazing Saddles...


Do You or Your Cow Fart? br br br Bovine flatus,... (show quote)


If Democrats are serious about Man Made G****l W*****g, they will quit eating beans.

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Feb 12, 2019 10:02:52   #
Mikeyavelli
 
eagleye13 wrote:
If Democrats are serious about Man Made G****l W*****g, they will quit eating beans.


She Guevara believes that if you hold open the left side of your schumer cheek and let a tofufart go, it actually improves the environment. But only from the left side of your schumer cheek. She is a genius.

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Feb 12, 2019 10:11:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
eagleye13 wrote:
If Democrats are serious about Man Made G****l W*****g, they will quit eating beans.

One has to draw a line somewhere. Mine is with regards to chili beans,

I won't give 'em up

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Feb 12, 2019 10:16:18   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
archie bunker wrote:
We're a bunch of deep, philosophical thinkers around here.

Yes, Arch, we are. But, as highly qualified fumologists, you & I seem vastly under-appreciated.

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Feb 12, 2019 10:27:54   #
Mikeyavelli
 
slatten49 wrote:
One has to draw a line somewhere. Mine is with regards to chili beans,

I won't give 'em up


V**e kommiecrat and that's all you'll have.

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Feb 12, 2019 11:06:20   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
Mikeyavelli wrote:
V**e kommiecrat and that's all you'll have.

From OPP's home page:

"General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
A place to talk about anything else (discussions not related to politics or the economy)."

Why be so bogusly bold with needless political rhetoric on a 'chit-chat' thread For, as has previously been shown, "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

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Feb 12, 2019 11:33:58   #
Mikeyavelli
 
slatten49 wrote:
From OPP's home page:

"General Chit-Chat (non-political talk)
A place to talk about anything else (discussions not related to politics or the economy)."

Why be so bogusly bold with needless political rhetoric on a 'chit-chat' thread For, as has previously been shown, "You have been weighed, you have been measured, and you have been found wanting."

Sounds more like I'm a pain in your schumer as well as any other kommiecrat on OPP.

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