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May 13, 2014 22:55:15   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are aware that "I never met a meal I didn't like." For my Wednesday humor...This COULD HAVE been my story, but isn't:

In elementary school, our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right...everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she had asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now? :oops:

All this is making me hungry. :mrgreen:

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May 13, 2014 23:09:26   #
Armageddun Loc: The show me state
 
slatten49 wrote:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are aware that "I never met a meal I didn't like." For my Wednesday humor...This COULD HAVE been my story, but isn't:

In elementary school, our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she had asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now? :oops:

All this is making me hungry. :mrgreen:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are awa... (show quote)


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May 14, 2014 00:09:31   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
slatten49 wrote:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are aware that "I never met a meal I didn't like." For my Wednesday humor...This COULD HAVE been my story, but isn't:

In elementary school, our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right...everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she had asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now? :oops:

All this is making me hungry. :mrgreen:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are awa... (show quote)


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May 14, 2014 00:11:16   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
I am not sure who said this but if you never tell a lie you don't have to remember anything.

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May 14, 2014 00:19:58   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
fom wrote:
I am not sure who said this but if you never tell a lie you don't have to remember anything.


It may not have originated with her, but I have heard Judge Judy say something like that many times. :wink:

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May 14, 2014 00:47:40   #
beammeupscotty Loc: 31°07'50.8"N 87°27'00.8"W
 
slatten49 wrote:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are aware that "I never met a meal I didn't like." For my Wednesday humor...This COULD HAVE been my story, but isn't:

In elementary school, our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right...everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she had asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now? :oops:

All this is making me hungry. :mrgreen:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are awa... (show quote)



ROFLMAO


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May 14, 2014 10:31:19   #
Alicia Loc: NYC
 
slatten49 wrote:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are aware that "I never met a meal I didn't like." For my Wednesday humor...This COULD HAVE been my story, but isn't:

In elementary school, our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right...everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she had asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now? :oops:

All this is making me hungry. :mrgreen:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are awa... (show quote)

*************
You earned lots of laughs from me. Good story.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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May 14, 2014 10:47:51   #
Dummy Boy Loc: Michigan
 
slatten49 wrote:


My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.



PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals

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May 14, 2014 11:23:25   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
I am a meat eater too.
Dummy Boy wrote:
PETA=People Eating Tasty Animals


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May 14, 2014 19:52:39   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are aware that "I never met a meal I didn't like." For my Wednesday humor...This COULD HAVE been my story, but isn't:

In elementary school, our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said "fried chicken." She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right...everyone else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be t***hful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken IS my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too...especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed too. Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she had asked the other children. So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken. She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me not to do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like it when I am. Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.

I told her, "Colonel Sanders".

Guess where I am now? :oops:

All this is making me hungry. :mrgreen:
For those of you who know me somewhat, you are awa... (show quote)


Except you posted it on Tuesday. You were probably so full of fried chicken you were unaware of the day.

Having said the above, :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: on your forum.

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May 14, 2014 19:58:33   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Except you posted it on Tuesday. You were probably so full of fried chicken you were unaware of the day.

Having said the above, :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: on your forum.


Lighten up, AuntiE, LOL.

I posted it just prior to midnight, your time...I wanted to go to bed. I was leaving early the next morning for personal business, and didn't want to forget my assigned duty. :roll: :oops:

It is good to have you back online! :thumbup:

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May 14, 2014 20:22:27   #
Coos Bay Tom Loc: coos bay oregon
 
I like my chicken fried but The wife only lets me have boneless skinless chicken. Yuk. Well I am the King of this castle when shes not around.
slatten49 wrote:
Lighten up, AuntiE, LOL.

I posted it just prior to midnight, your time...I wanted to go to bed. I was leaving early the next morning for personal business, and didn't want to forget my assigned duty. :roll: :oops:

It is good to have you back online! :thumbup:


:lol:

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May 14, 2014 20:31:44   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
fom wrote:
I like my chicken fried but The wife only lets me have boneless skinless chicken. Yuk. Well I am the King of this castle when shes not around.

:lol:


Geez, I continue to have to take care of you people! :hunf: :mrgreen: :roll:

Boneless skinless, dip in bread crumbs, dip in Egg Beaters, dip in bread crumbs again, slowly cook (using cooking spray in the pan) in a frying pan. Is it as good as deep fried, no; however, it is a good substitute.

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May 14, 2014 20:33:50   #
AuntiE Loc: 45th Least Free State
 
slatten49 wrote:
Lighten up, AuntiE, LOL.

I posted it just prior to midnight, your time...I wanted to go to bed. I was leaving early the next morning for personal business, and didn't want to forget my assigned duty. :roll: :oops:

It is good to have you back online! :thumbup:


Always an excuse. Again, I know there are things disrupting your usual life, therefore, am being benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly to allow, yet again, a differentiation of the assigned time. :D :mrgreen: :roll:

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May 14, 2014 21:00:13   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
AuntiE wrote:
Always an excuse. Again, I know there are things disrupting your usual life, therefore, am being benevolent, compassionate, gentle and kindly to allow, yet again, a differentiation of the assigned time. :D :mrgreen: :roll:



Once again, you forget to mention your modesty. :lol:

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