millenials
Feb 8, 2019 22:57:45 #
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
Glaciers of course.
Oh dear...
BB really is a survivor...
Feb 8, 2019 23:07:36 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Oh dear...
BB really is a survivor...
BB really is a survivor...
And, a welcher. 
Feb 8, 2019 23:09:48 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Oh dear...
BB really is a survivor...
BB really is a survivor...
And I now need to enter into witness protection program after that comment.
Feb 8, 2019 23:25:34 #
slatten49 wrote: And, a welcher.
And, a welcher. Hey... You're on the list... It's like that old joke..
A christian, a Muslim, and a Jew all attend the funeral of a friend... Each owes fifty Grand to the deceased... Each approaches the coffin and places an envelope inside...
Later the Christian confesses that he only repaid half the debt... seeing as how the friend was deceased...
The Muslim admits the same... what need has a dead man for money...
The Jew is outraged and shames both of them by declaring that he wrote a cheque for the full amount
Feb 8, 2019 23:26:33 #
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
And I now need to enter into witness protection program after that comment.
BB is actually really forgiving the first few times... After that he starts with the fingers
Feb 8, 2019 23:57:52 #
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
BB is actually really forgiving the first few times... After that he starts with the fingers
Yeah, perhaps, but that one was worth at least 10 normal burns. Does he forgive the first 10?
Feb 9, 2019 00:09:26 #
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
Yeah, perhaps, but that one was worth at least 10 normal burns. Does he forgive the first 10?
You'd have to ask BB...
I would say a light ruffing up should suffice
Feb 9, 2019 07:08:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Common_Sense_Matters wrote:
Yeah, perhaps, but that one was worth at least 10 normal burns. Does he forgive the first 10?
BB is a vengeful man, but quick to forgive anyone who first forgives his debts (IOUs), to them.
Feb 9, 2019 07:12:16 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
Hey... You're on the list... It's like that old jo... (show quote)
BB, with his worthless IOUs, is kind'a like the old Jew was with his check.
Feb 9, 2019 07:15:05 #
slatten49 wrote:
BB, with his worthless IOUs, is kind'a like the old Jew was with his check.
Not worthless... Just uncashable
Feb 9, 2019 10:33:28 #
badbobby wrote:
sumrok
All are good there badbobby and while we are at it I liked #5 so how many times did you have to d**g mama fishin with you and how enthusiastic did she have to appear for you to marry her?
Feb 9, 2019 10:40:44 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
All are good there badbobby and while we are at it I liked #5 so how many times did you have to d**g mama fishin with you and how enthusiastic did she have to appear for you to marry her?
Not so much.
She had her heart set on a Marine, but settled for 70+ years with a Squid.
Feb 9, 2019 10:59:02 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not so much.
She had her heart set on a Marine, but settled for 70+ years with a Squid.
She had her heart set on a Marine, but settled for 70+ years with a Squid.
Amen...
Here's hoping I get 70+ years with my angel...
Feb 9, 2019 10:59:45 #
slatten49 wrote:
Not so much.
She had her heart set on a Marine, but settled for 70+ years with a Squid.
She had her heart set on a Marine, but settled for 70+ years with a Squid.
We shall wait for the Senior Squid to reply to this as he is the one that enjoys fishin do much.
Feb 9, 2019 11:35:35 #
badbobby wrote:
sumrok
All of those are pretty darn good there bobby!!!
Did you know Valentine is coming quick??
Been reminiscing just a bit and going through some things I’ve kept from the past. Seems good place to share this with you. Perhaps you should play it and dance with your beautiful wife on Valentine too..
https://youtu.be/wVjELUnZHmI
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