Story with a moral!
Every year, Simon entered the state lottery hoping to win. He never did.
Finally, he prayed vigorously, and hoping for God's message, he walked around the local fair.
A flash of lightning struck, just as he was passing by Suzie's concession stand.
She was bending and he saw she was not wearing panties.
He could see " a 7 " written on both her bum cheeks.
He bet on 77; as he thought God had given him a clue.
He lost again...Sad!
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story:
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.