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Feb 7, 2019 09:29:23   #
Oldsailor65
 
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Legal Immigrants Need Apply

A lady applied for the job; for a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday.

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Feb 7, 2019 10:10:08   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Legal Immigrants Need Apply

A lady applied for the job; for a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday.
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Leg... (show quote)


Amen and Amen seen it before but still funny thanks for the laughs.

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Feb 7, 2019 10:30:44   #
padremike (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
Amen and Amen seen it before but still funny thanks for the laughs.


Some things retain their humor especially for those have a sense of humor.

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Feb 7, 2019 10:53:23   #
Oldsailor65
 
padremike wrote:
Some things retain their humor especially for those have a sense of humor.

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Having a very good sense of humor requires intelligence.
That is one of the things I like about President Trump...his quick mind and sense of humor.

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Feb 7, 2019 11:21:17   #
padremike (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Having a very good sense of humor requires intelligence.
That is one of the things I like about President Trump...his quick mind and sense of humor.
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Amen and also the ability to laugh at oneself. I sit on my couch drool and giggle at myself at least 3 hours a day to keep in practice for something yet to be determined. I shall be ready!

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Feb 8, 2019 10:58:32   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Legal Immigrants Need Apply

A lady applied for the job; for a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday.
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Leg... (show quote)



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Feb 8, 2019 12:39:30   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
padremike wrote:
Amen and also the ability to laugh at oneself. I sit on my couch drool and giggle at myself at least 3 hours a day to keep in practice for something yet to be determined. I shall be ready!

sounds like you may be readying to run for President mike,
as a Democrat


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Feb 8, 2019 12:54:00   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
sounds like you may be readying to run for President mike,
as a Democrat



Good one badbobby only you could come up with that.

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Feb 8, 2019 13:05:38   #
padremike (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
sounds like you may be readying to run for President mike,
as a Democrat



Actually that was me throwing my hat in the ring. I thought that was understood.

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Feb 8, 2019 13:39:06   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
padremike wrote:
Actually that was me throwing my hat in the ring. I thought that was understood.


methinks
you would have to stray farther left
to garner any votes

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Feb 8, 2019 14:02:54   #
padremike (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
methinks
you would have to stray farther left
to garner any votes


Truthfully, I just wanted it on my resume to enhance it, I never, never, intended to win. Good grief, no!

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Feb 8, 2019 19:31:24   #
Louie27 (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Legal Immigrants Need Apply

A lady applied for the job; for a number of years, she had worked as a social worker, and also as a school teacher.

The foreman studied her application, frowned, and said, "I see that you are well educated, and have an impressive resume. "However, I have to ask you, have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter of fact, I have," she said. "I've been divorced three times, owned two Chryslers, voted twice for Obama, and once for Hillary."

She started work yesterday.
Pickers Needed In Florida--Only US Citizens Or Leg... (show quote)


Thanks for the laugh.

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Feb 8, 2019 19:33:37   #
Louie27 (a regular here)
 
Oldsailor65 wrote:
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Having a very good sense of humor requires intelligence.
That is one of the things I like about President Trump...his quick mind and sense of humor.
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That is why you never see a Democrat smile. Should have guessed.

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Feb 9, 2019 12:17:40   #
badbobby (a regular here)
 
padremike wrote:
Truthfully, I just wanted it on my resume to enhance it, I never, never, intended to win. Good grief, no!

I'm sure the Ones that have their hats in the ring are grateful for that statement

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Feb 9, 2019 13:08:07   #
padremike (a regular here)
 
badbobby wrote:
I'm sure the Ones that have their hats in the ring are grateful for that statement


Not if you let it be our secret.

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