Peewee goes to jail
Feb 4, 2019 14:30:25 #
There once was a farmer Peewee whose wife had died and left him with three beautiful teenage daughters. Every weekend, when they went out on dates, the farmer Peewee would stand at the door with his shotgun, making it clear to their dates he wanted no trouble from them.
Another Saturday night came around. At about 7 pm., there was a knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,
"Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer Peewee thought he was a clever boy and wished them a good time.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy appeared and said,
"Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready."
He thought that he must know Joe, but bade them off as well with his best wishes.
A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.
"Hi, I'm Chuck..."
That was when the farmer Peewee shot him.
Another Saturday night came around. At about 7 pm., there was a knock on the door. He answered and the young man said,
"Hi, my name's Joe. I'm here for Flo. I'm taking her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
The farmer Peewee thought he was a clever boy and wished them a good time.
A few minutes later, another knock was heard. A second boy appeared and said,
"Hi, I'm Eddie. I'm here for Betty. I'm taking her for spaghetti. I hope she's ready."
He thought that he must know Joe, but bade them off as well with his best wishes.
A few minutes after that, a third knock was heard.
"Hi, I'm Chuck..."
That was when the farmer Peewee shot him.
Feb 4, 2019 14:41:38 #
[Ref: Farmer Peewee]
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
Feb 4, 2019 14:44:26 #
Y360AZ wrote:
[Ref: Farmer Peewee]
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
Up until this weekend he had no trouble. But the boys got their heads together and this is what came up with.
Feb 4, 2019 14:48:30 #
Y360AZ wrote:
[Ref: Farmer Peewee]
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
What rimes with Chuck?
Feb 4, 2019 14:53:00 #
pafret wrote:
What rimes with Chuck?
Ask your wife or another male on here like either badbobby or Slatten.
Feb 4, 2019 15:03:21 #
Feb 4, 2019 15:08:54 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
pafret wrote:
What rhymes with Chuck?
Chuck ran out'ta luck when he didn't duck and was hauled off in a truck.
Apparently, poor Bahmer has been appending far too much time with the durn Squid known as 'BB'.
Feb 4, 2019 15:13:08 #
slatten49 wrote:
Chuck ran out'ta luck when he didn't duck and was hauled off in a truck.
Apparently, poor Bahmer has been appending far too much time with the durn Squid known as 'BB'.
Apparently, poor Bahmer has been appending far too much time with the durn Squid known as 'BB'.
Actually I was in pulmonary class this morning from 10:00 to 11:30 and then went amnd got lunch and have just recently came back on line.
Feb 4, 2019 15:14:41 #
slatten49 wrote:
Chuck ran out'ta luck when he didn't duck and was hauled off in a truck.
Apparently, poor Bahmer has been appending far too much time with the durn Squid known as 'BB'.
Apparently, poor Bahmer has been appending far too much time with the durn Squid known as 'BB'.
It was also very heartbreaking to post this article as I was getting fairly fond of Peewee at this point in time.
Feb 4, 2019 15:17:02 #
Y360AZ wrote:
[Ref: Farmer Peewee]
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
??? I must be missing something here especially since this was not the first weekend the girls went out.
I thought it was very funny. The farmer may have been a little dumb, but still funny.
Feb 4, 2019 15:19:38 #
bahmer wrote:
Actually I was in pulmonary class this morning from 10:00 to 11:30 and then went amnd got lunch and have just recently came back on line.
Maybe it was the pulmonary class. I have an infusion tomorrow for lung disease.
What kind of class was that?
Feb 4, 2019 15:20:22 #
slatten49
Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
bahmer wrote:
It was also very heartbreaking to post this article as I was getting fairly fond of Peewee at this point in time.
Bahmer, you don't wan'na get on PeeWee's bad side, as he is AuntiE's male counterpart.
Word has it PeeWee doesn't take prisoners. 
Feb 4, 2019 16:02:40 #
Carol Kelly wrote:
Maybe it was the pulmonary class. I have an infusion tomorrow for lung disease.
What kind of class was that?
What kind of class was that?
I have emphysema and I am trying to get some more lung capacity back when I first went to this doctor he said that my lungs were operating at 20% capacity. So they have me on an inhaler that I cannot afford and exercise classes that will help increase my lung capacity and help with the shortness of breath. When I first went and did any walking at all my blood oxygen levels would drop into the eighties and they want to keep my blood oxygen levels in the nineties at at all times.
Feb 4, 2019 16:56:00 #
bahmer wrote:
Laughed, daydreaming that his last name was Schumer... There once was a farmer Peewee whose wife had died... (show quote)
Feb 4, 2019 17:07:12 #
Peewee
Loc: San Antonio, TX
slatten49 wrote:
Bahmer, you don't wan'na get on PeeWee's bad side, as he is AuntiE's male counterpart. Word has it PeeWee doesn't take prisoners.
Word has it PeeWee doesn't take prisoners. Good thing Bahm wasn't talking about me. I don't have any daughters. But if I did, they would have to wait until they were married to date.
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