A Little Politically Incorrect Humor...
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..
I changed it around a bit
One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...
As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...
"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...
"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...
"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....
"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...
Hussein smiled and said....
"Baaaaaaaaaa"....
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..
I changed it around a bit
One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...
As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...
"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...
"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...
"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....
"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...
Hussein smiled and said....
"Baaaaaaaaaa"....
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (
show quote)
Politically Incorrect, Yes.... Funny, Yes!
ACP45 wrote:
Politically Incorrect, Yes.... Funny, Yes!
Even more funny was the reaction I got from my Muslim friends when I shared it with them...
No anger... They just took turns trying to point fingers at each other...(I have a WeChat circle with about a dozen christian and two dozen Muslim friends)...
They eventually agreed they must have been Saudis
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..
I changed it around a bit
One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...
As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...
"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...
"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...
"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....
"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...
Hussein smiled and said....
"Baaaaaaaaaa"....
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (
show quote)
Those were the days, when men were men, and sheep were... Nervous!
That’s why they get married, sheep’s can’t cook!
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..
I changed it around a bit
One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...
As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...
"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...
"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...
"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....
"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...
Hussein smiled and said....
"Baaaaaaaaaa"....
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (
show quote)
Ain't dogs just the best!!
[quote=One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...
Luved both – story and pic/caption.
If you want to reply, then
register here. Registration is free and your account is created instantly, so you can post right away.