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A Little Politically Incorrect Humor...
Feb 2, 2019 02:32:15   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..

I changed it around a bit



One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...

As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...

"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...

"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...

"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....

"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...

Hussein smiled and said....

"Baaaaaaaaaa"....




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Feb 2, 2019 06:53:30   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..

I changed it around a bit



One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...

As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...

"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...

"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...

"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....

"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...

Hussein smiled and said....

"Baaaaaaaaaa"....

My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (show quote)


Politically Incorrect, Yes.... Funny, Yes!

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Feb 2, 2019 06:56:52   #
Canuckus Deploracus Loc: North of the wall
 
ACP45 wrote:
Politically Incorrect, Yes.... Funny, Yes!


Even more funny was the reaction I got from my Muslim friends when I shared it with them...
No anger... They just took turns trying to point fingers at each other...(I have a WeChat circle with about a dozen christian and two dozen Muslim friends)...
They eventually agreed they must have been Saudis

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Feb 3, 2019 11:26:53   #
Kazudy
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..

I changed it around a bit



One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...

As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...

"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...

"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...

"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....

"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...

Hussein smiled and said....

"Baaaaaaaaaa"....

My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (show quote)

That's funny.😂😂

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Feb 3, 2019 11:50:41   #
Larry the Legend Loc: Not hiding in Milton
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..

I changed it around a bit



One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...

As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...

"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...

"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...

"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....

"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...

Hussein smiled and said....

"Baaaaaaaaaa"....

My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (show quote)

Those were the days, when men were men, and sheep were... Nervous!

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Feb 3, 2019 12:54:41   #
Wonttakeitanymore
 
That’s why they get married, sheep’s can’t cook!

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Feb 3, 2019 15:41:39   #
archie bunker Loc: Texas
 
Canuckus Deploracus wrote:
My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me of an old Scottish joke..

I changed it around a bit



One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...

As they passed a small brook Hussein grasped Abdul's arm and pointed at a large boulder...

"That is where I got my first piece of tail", he exclaimed...

"Congratulations to you my brother.... It is a wonderful memory of when a boy becomes a man." Abdul replied happily...

"Yes... And that tree was where her mother sat watching us!" Hussein bragged....

"Watching you!... What did she have to say about the liberties you took with her daughter?" Abdul asked, rather shocked at this...

Hussein smiled and said....

"Baaaaaaaaaa"....

My mother sent me the picture and it reminded me o... (show quote)


Ain't dogs just the best!!

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Feb 3, 2019 23:22:34   #
Y360AZ
 
[quote=One day two elderly Muslim gentlemen, Hussein and Abdul, were taking a walk in the countryside...

Luved both – story and pic/caption.

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