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Feb 1, 2019 12:42:41   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?

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Feb 1, 2019 13:13:09   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of div... (show quote)


You got old now you can relate to badbobby and mama.

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Feb 1, 2019 13:16:48   #
sisboombaa
 
archie bunker wrote:
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of div... (show quote)


Look at the bright side, now that the Mrs. has you on Metamucil you don't have to eat chili or drink beer any more. Oh joy of joys. Remember, it's the involvement of the "movement" that's important. Hope your outhouse is a two seater giving you both togetherness in a life sustaining activity. Love and healthy "movements" are necessary for a happy life; chili and beer not so much. Or so I think. Oh heck, on second thought I just don't know.

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Feb 1, 2019 13:22:56   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
bahmer wrote:
You got old now you can relate to badbobby and mama.


We ain't there yet! I hope we make it that far!
Maybe she's just applying preventive maintenance with the same hope in mind.
I don't know, but I ain't drinkin that stuff!
Might interrupt my schedule. Right now, work covers the cost. Water, toilet paper, and I get to relax for a bit on the clock!

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Feb 1, 2019 13:29:22   #
lpnmajor (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of div... (show quote)


It is in our genetic code: after age 55 and increasing every year thereafter, is a biological imperative to examine each bowel movement for texture, color, consistency and shape, as well as regularity. More old people die of constipation, than they do heart disease, pneumonia, and everything else combined.

I suggest just going with the flow ( pardon the pun if you please ), before you wind up having your biological clock cleaned by the significant other.

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Feb 1, 2019 13:42:15   #
bggamers (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of div... (show quote)


She got ed-u-cated by the darn dr. that's what he told her all about how when you get OLDER your plumbing tends to back up and u don't want to know what they tell ya after that its downright frighting.Then they sart talkin about cameras up there to scope everything

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Feb 1, 2019 13:54:29   #
Noraa (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of div... (show quote)


Be thankful the misses is still around to worry about you. You are a lucky man!!

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Feb 1, 2019 13:57:47   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
bggamers wrote:
She got ed-u-cated by the darn dr. that's what he told her all about how when you get OLDER your plumbing tends to back up and u don't want to know what they tell ya after that its downright frighting.Then they sart talkin about cameras up there to scope everything


I ain't lettin em stick nothin up my butt, unless I have to!

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Feb 1, 2019 14:01:00   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Noraa wrote:
Be thankful the misses is still around to worry about you. You are a lucky man!!


I am well aware of that. And I hope to have many more years of wearing her out, as she does me!!

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Feb 1, 2019 14:08:16   #
Noraa (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
I am well aware of that. And I hope to have many more years of wearing her out, as she does me!!


Then take your Metamucil and get a colonoscopy!

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Feb 1, 2019 14:18:26   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
Noraa wrote:
Then take your Metamucil and get a colonoscopy!


I don't need Metamucil, it might wreck my schedule. And it'll take a lot of pressure, or symptoms for me to have things going backwards up my backside....again. I've been fingered, and scoped. I'm good.

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Feb 1, 2019 14:35:08   #
bahmer (a regular here)
 
Noraa wrote:
Be thankful the misses is still around to worry about you. You are a lucky man!!


Amen and Amen lost mine in 2009 no fun after that.

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Feb 1, 2019 14:42:57   #
no propaganda please (a regular here)
 
archie bunker wrote:
We ain't there yet! I hope we make it that far!
Maybe she's just applying preventive maintenance with the same hope in mind.
I don't know, but I ain't drinkin that stuff!
Might interrupt my schedule. Right now, work covers the cost. Water, toilet paper, and I get to relax for a bit on the clock!
We ain't there yet! I hope we make it that far! i... (show quote)


WalMart has a power that you just mix with water and drink it down, no taste and very effective, I can attest to that!!!

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Feb 1, 2019 14:53:04   #
pafret
 
archie bunker wrote:
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of diverticulitis, and was told to add more fiber to her diet. Now, she wants to fiber me up too!
I'm all good with eating a little differently, but isn't this going too far?
I mean......I'm fine.....on schedule with the occasional interruption if I eat too many chilis, and drink too much beer, but, that is to be expected.

My wife, and I used to talk about a lot of things. You know, the kids, animals, work, sex....normal stuff.
Now we're talking about bowEl movements!!

What happened?
The ever lovely Mrs. B. recently had a bout of div... (show quote)


The honeymoon is over!

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Feb 1, 2019 14:57:26   #
archie bunker (a regular here)
 
pafret wrote:
The honeymoon is over!


We talk about poop.........

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