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Jan 30, 2019 15:59:53   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary mom and dad," gushed son number one..."Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."

Not to worry," said the dad..."the important thing is that we're all here together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and mom still look great. Dad, I just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present...sorry."

"it's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing...so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again, the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had all finished desert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you. There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years, your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but...we just never found the time to get married."

The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the dad..."and cheap ones, too!"

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Jan 30, 2019 16:05:47   #
lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary mom and dad," gushed son number one..."Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."

Not to worry," said the dad..."the important thing is that we're all here together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and mom still look great. Dad, I just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present...sorry."

"it's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing...so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again, the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had all finished desert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you. There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years, your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but...we just never found the time to get married."

The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the dad..."and cheap ones, too!"
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years toget... (show quote)



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Jan 30, 2019 16:06:42   #
ACP45 Loc: Rhode Island
 
Zing!

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Jan 30, 2019 16:22:08   #
no propaganda please Loc: moon orbiting the third rock from the sun
 
slatten49 wrote:
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary mom and dad," gushed son number one..."Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."

Not to worry," said the dad..."the important thing is that we're all here together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and mom still look great. Dad, I just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present...sorry."

"it's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing...so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again, the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had all finished desert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you. There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years, your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but...we just never found the time to get married."

The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the dad..."and cheap ones, too!"
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years toget... (show quote)


I Love it. This one is well worth passing on!!!!!

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Jan 31, 2019 10:06:09   #
4430 Loc: Little Egypt ** Southern Illinory
 
slatten49 wrote:
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary mom and dad," gushed son number one..."Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."

Not to worry," said the dad..."the important thing is that we're all here together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and mom still look great. Dad, I just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present...sorry."

"it's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing...so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again, the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had all finished desert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you. There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years, your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but...we just never found the time to get married."

The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the dad..."and cheap ones, too!"
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years toget... (show quote)



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Jan 31, 2019 17:19:11   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years together. Their three kids, all very successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.

"Happy Anniversary mom and dad," gushed son number one..."Sorry I'm running late...had an emergency, you know how it is, didn't have time to get you both a present."

Not to worry," said the dad..."the important thing is that we're all here together today."

Son number two arrived and announced, "You and mom still look great. Dad, I just flew in from L.A. and didn't have time to get you a present...sorry."

"it's nothing," said the father, "Glad you were able to be here."
Slat
I sincerely hope you don't hold that against your Dad

Just then the daughter arrived, "Hello both of you, Happy anniversary! I'm sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing...so I didn't have time to get you guys anything."

Again, the father said, "I really don't care, at least the five of us are together today."

After they had all finished desert, the father put down his knife and fork, looked up and said, "Listen up, all three of you. There's something your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time. You see, we were very poor. Despite this, we were able to raise each of you and send you to college. All through the years, your mother and I knew that we loved each other very much but...we just never found the time to get married."

The three kids gasped and said, "You mean we're bastards?"

"Yep," said the dad..."and cheap ones, too!"
A man and his wife were celebrating 50 years toget... (show quote)



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Jan 31, 2019 17:20:32   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
badbobby wrote:


okay
I'll try agin
Slat,I sincerely hope you don't hold that against your mother and father

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Jan 31, 2019 17:51:01   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
okay
I'll try agin
Slat,I sincerely hope you don't hold that against your mother and father

Tell us all how that 70th Anniversary dinner went, ol' feller

Did you get a rockin' chair for the occasion

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Feb 1, 2019 14:29:04   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
Tell us all how that 70th Anniversary dinner went, ol' feller

Did you get a rockin' chair for the occasion


I am still ambulatory Slat

are you???

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Feb 1, 2019 15:13:29   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
I am still ambulatory Slat

are you???

I'm handicapped primarily with carrying the weight of your poker IOUs around for so long.

That takes its toll, but otherwise I'm doing just fine...thanks for asking.

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Feb 1, 2019 15:46:39   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
I'm handicapped primarily with carrying the weight of my poker IOUs around for so long.

That takes its toll, but otherwise I'm doing just fine...thanks for asking.


it's nice of you to finally admit your shortcomins Slat(carryin the weight of my IOUs'
I know you feel much better now

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Feb 1, 2019 16:26:37   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
it's nice of you to finally admit your shortcomins Slat
I know you feel much better now

My most obvious shortcoming was in accepting your IOUs, rather than cash-on-the-barrel-head.

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Feb 1, 2019 16:45:45   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
My most obvious shortcoming was in accepting your IOUs, rather than cash-on-the-barrel-head.


all contrary Slat
your most obvious shortcomin was failin thr Navy's entrance exam
and havin to settle for the Corps

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Feb 1, 2019 16:58:34   #
slatten49 Loc: Lake Whitney, Texas
 
badbobby wrote:
all contrary Slat
your most obvious shortcomin was failin thr Navy's entrance exam
and havin to settle for the Corps

You once again forget, BB: Both Salty & I were automatically deemed Admiral level status upon taking the Naval exam. We both turned an Admiralty down and, instead, proudly accepted entry-level status into "The Few, The Proud...The Marines "

Neither of us have ever looked back...except in disdain at the lower level Squidery of the U.S. Navy.

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Feb 1, 2019 17:07:42   #
badbobby Loc: texas
 
slatten49 wrote:
You once again forget, BB: Both Salty & I were automatically deemed Admiral level status upon taking the Naval exam. We both turned an Admiralty down and, instead, proudly accepted entry-level status into "The Few, The Proud...The Marines "

Neither of us have ever looked back...except in disdain at the lower level Squidery of the U.S. Navy.
You once again forget, BB: Both Salty & I wer... (show quote)

you really need to awaken from your delusionary dreams

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