nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Incoming record cold in the north and northeast; a big "winter vortex." But here's the point. For one, it's just a matter of time until someone says it's caused by g****l w*****g, assumed to be of man made cause. Second, it's record cold, ok!?? And so, if the l*****ts who promote man caused c*****e c****e for other "weather events" like storms, fires and what not, then I guess I and those who can actually think and reason outside of being told what to think, can say this cold must prove there is no warming!

Helilord

The today show this morning said we should look at c*****e c****e globally.
I guess that's only true for extreme cold, not for extreme warmth

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Strange, but I don't know what they mean or are implying by that? LOL! Need more coffee!!

PeterS

No, this cold doesn't prove there is no warming. Again you are mixing whether with climate. The polar vortex is caused by a shift in the jet stream and the changing jet stream is caused by g****l w*****g. So the correct reasoning is that this record cold is proof of g****l w*****g. Whether it is caused by man is a different debate.

https://insideclimatenews.org/news/02022018/cold-weather-polar-vortex-jet-stream-explained-global-warming-arctic-ice-c*****e-c****e

EL Loc: Massachusetts

Who cares if there is g****l w*****g. It'll take about a million years to go up a degree or two. By then some country will have decided to blow the world to bits or an asteroid will hit or something. G****l w*****g (if it even exists) is far from earths only problem.

archie bunker Loc: Texas

Record cold? Nah, I don't think so. I'll bet folding money that it was colder during the last ice age, that ended because of g****l w*****g.
And, if I'm not mistaken, that was a day, or two before the invention of the internal combustion engine.

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

First of all, it is obvious from my post that I know the difference between climate and weather. Der! The whole point is that climate nuts don't; attributing g****l w*****g to every little thing from fires to red tide events. LOL! And second, here you go, pinning this cold weather event on g****l w*****g. LOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You really stepped into this one pettie!

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

LOL! Right you are!

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

I'm certainly not worried about it but for those who would take our cash and throw it into programs which will do nothing to alter it! The whole reason Trump is being advised not to declare an emergency at the border is because of loons like Kamala Harris who would declare such an emergency related to c*****e c****e. That is worrisome!

pafret Loc: Northeast

I plan to write to Kamala or A O'C and propose that they endorse my theory of causation and a partial solution to this g****l w*****g issue. I have proposed thuis before so those of youy who have read it, my apologies.

Penguin Generated G****l W*****g

I believe Adele and Emperor Penguins cause g****l w*****g because their dark Tuxedo backs diminish the Antarctic albedo and cause excess absorption of Solar Energy. This is proven by the increasing rate of recession of the Antarctic Ice Pack as amply documented by Al Gore, MSNBC and other such meteorological experts. The ethical implications forbid our exterminating these inoffensive creatures and the potential loss of this species mandates that our efforts to reduce c*****e c****e cannot be harmful in any way to the Penguin Population.

I propose we mount a multi-nation effort to trap and spray paint each Penguin's back with a biodegradable, light-reflective paint. Of course, this will have to be a permanent effort since the paint will wash off when they go into the sea. While this constant effort is unfortunate, it will satisfy PETA requirements. No penguins will be harmed in this endeavor.

It will initially require perhaps 50,000 men with trappers, painters, support personnel, logistics, t***sport, and a new bureaucracy in Washington DC, the Dept. of Albedo Amelioration. This will be a new Cabinet Level department; it will have authority over all dark surfaces in the country, and will issue regulations for shine enhancement or abatement of shine as needed. The Secretary of this department will be a political appointee, with the responsibility of shining us on or not, as required.

This department will also Interface with a new UN Committee, UNSIAA, United Nations Shine Interdiction and Amelioration (pronounced un-see-ya). This Committee will have the authority to either increase or decrease shine as needed in various locales around the world. Their expert consultants will determine the specific actions required and their regulations will carry the force of law with the signators of the Kyota agreements.

In addition, with the advent of digital photography the ubiquitous film kiosks (UFK), which existed in shopping mall parking lots everywhere, have become useless and abandoned in many cases. These can be repurposed as Penguin Paint Kiosks (PPK).

This has many advantages; first it supports the UN Agenda21 sustainability provisions. Second it removes unsightly blight. Third, it will provide entrepreneurs an opportunity to create companies for the purposes of refurbishing these UFK shacks into PPK. Suitable contracts can be let by the government, to relatives of current pols, who will do the refurbishing at a cost of four to five hundred thousand dollars, for each UFK to PPK conversion. This will aid in job creation, which will benefit our burgeoning immigrant population.

A Penguin Snack Industry (PSI) will then be created. This will facilitate conditioning the Penguins to Queue up at the PPK (Penguin Paint Kiosks) in order to get the treats from PSI, while they are being painted. Suitable trainers, Animal Dieticians and Penguin Psychologists will be needed for the PSI conditioning effort. Penguins seem to be well organized so the need for community organizers does not exist. However, the workers will need suitable union representation for collective bargaining. This can safely be left to the private sector and will entail no cost to the government.

We face great danger from the vicissitudes of c*****e c****e induced by these Penguins. We must act on this quickly; the nation cannot afford to fall behind in the PPK acquisition race. The ravages of Penguin induced c*****e c****e demand a maximum immediate effort. Our nations safety and security cannot take second place to other nations who will attempt to monopolize UFK conversion to PPK.

To pay for all of this, let us impose a nation-wide tax on any t***saction, whose proceeds will be administered by the Clinton family fund, under the auspices of the UN. Other nations will see fit to make donations to the Hill-Bill-Chelsey fund since this matter is of worldwide import. Who is more experienced or expert in seeing that such funds are properly allocated and effective in achieving these goals?

Please apply my grant moneys from the Nobel Prize to the Society for the Preservation of the Curly Tailed Ringgit.

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

I h**e to point out that there are no penguins in the arctic.

pafret Loc: Northeast

No worries mate! We will export some from Tierra Del Fuego and share the wealth. They have a plethora of penguin species, Magellanic, Gentoo and the odd King penguin. Arctic -- Antarctic who cares when you are shining on the populace?

lpnmajor Loc: Arkansas

How many times do we have to explain that it's C*****E C****E not g****l w*****g? C*****e c****e models PREDICTED record breaking cold in winter, as well as record breaking heat in summer, and it did it 20 years ago.

Try doing some legitimate research.

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Agreed!

nwtk2007 Loc: Texas

Six of one . . . Isn't "c*****e c****e" said to be driven by warming of the earth, secondary to man made CO2 emissions??

Record breaking cold? Where? N America? S America? To speak of it that way implies record breaking weather events. But in reality, true c*****e c****e would only refer to cool areas of the globe changing to have a warmer clime, moisture shifts, de-desertification in some areas and desertification in others, among other things.